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Dearing family unhappy with Tesco after trolley damages car

9:37am Thursday 11th January 2007

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A FURIOUS couple today blasted supermarket bosses for refusing to pay for damage to their new car - caused by a runaway shopping trolley.

Julie Dearing, 46, of Stuart Road, Acomb, York, was driving her new Citroen C3 along the slip road beside the Tesco car park at Clifton Moor, when a trolley "came out of nowhere" and smashed into the side of it.

It is believed the trolley was flung into the vehicle by a sudden gust of wind as it was very blustery on New Year's Eve.

Mrs Dearing was unhurt and managed to stay on the road - but was left shocked and upset by the incident. The car, which was bought less than a year ago, suffered a dented front wing which will cost several hundreds of pounds to fix.

Mrs Dearing's husband, Keith, said they immediately contacted Tesco's customer services department to report the matter and claim for the damage. But they were left shocked and angry when the supermarket refused to pay up.

"I'm disgusted with Tesco," Mr Dearing said.

"It's not our fault this happened. If they know it's going to be windy they should have people securing the trolleys properly."

In a letter to the couple, Tesco customer services manager Grace Mildrum "sincerely apologised" for the incident.

She said trolley staff could not be present every time one was abandoned.

"When left in such a way, strong winds during adverse weather conditions may blow them over the car park and this can cause possible damage to any structures or vehicles they collide with. Therefore, we cannot accept liability for any damage or loss that may have occurred."

Mrs Dearing, who was on her way from Wickes, in Clifton Moor, when the incident occurred, said she could have been hurt by the trolley.

"I was terrified," she said.

"I tried to swerve away from the trolley. Tesco should make sure they are put away properly. A lot of people use these car parks and it could be dangerous."

A Tesco spokesperson said: "We do understand and sympathise with the couple but, sadly, we cannot accept responsibility in this case."


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Tk, says...
9:57am Thu 11 Jan 07

This takes the biscuit! I cannot believe that this story has been printed in the Press!! A gust of wind blows a Tesco trolley into a passing car - that's it!! The same thing happened to me at Asda whilst my car was parked and I actually saw it happen as I was returning to the car. My view was that it was no-ones fault, and simply one of those things in life that happens from time to time. It's like your pushbike falling over outside the papershop in strong wind - would you claim off the papershop for not having wind deflectors for parked bikes?? RIDICULOUS!!

Amazed48, says...
10:09am Thu 11 Jan 07

Tk.
I disagree that it's no ones fault.

Whilst I understand your concern that the story is trivial, Tesco have a duty of care to control thoses trolleys. Clearly they are not following 'best practice' in having a system for the safe securement of trolleys(I'm referring to systems such as the £1 coin slot at Aldi)therefore it should be easy to prove their negligence and liability.

Go for it Mrs. Dearing!

J, says...
10:11am Thu 11 Jan 07

How on earth can Tesco be responsible for the wind? And all they have is "it is believed".

So they don't even know what happens and expect Tescos to pick up the bill. They are taking the pi**

I think they spend to much time watching adverts for no fee solicitors on TV

AD, says...
10:12am Thu 11 Jan 07

For goodness sake, how big was this trolley? Mrs Dearing was terrified but unhurt! These trolleys are left lying around by inconsiderate customers who are too lazy to return them to the parking areas. Tesco staff do a good job returning trolleys to the correct location but cannot be expected to find every carelessly abandoned trolley before it gets blown around. Stop making a fuss. As Tk says, it's one of those things that happen from time to time.

Tk, says...
10:13am Thu 11 Jan 07

Amazed48 wrote:
Tk. I disagree that it's no ones fault. Whilst I understand your concern that the story is trivial, Tesco have a duty of care to control thoses trolleys. Clearly they are not following 'best practice' in having a system for the safe securement of trolleys(I'm referring to systems such as the £1 coin slot at Aldi)therefore it should be easy to prove their negligence and liability. Go for it Mrs. Dearing!
Ok then - next time I find an unexplained 'ding' on my motor, I'll join the queue at tesco with Mrs D and claim that a runaway trolley did it - I've got a description of it and everything..........

Tree Hugger, says...
10:14am Thu 11 Jan 07

I've got a right big boil on my chin and it's Tescos fault!!

Tesco are a pile of sh*t but you really can't blame them for everything!! Do they think the evening press are going to put the pressure on and Tesco will lose loads of customers who will boycott them as a result?!?! Only thick people with no moral values shop there anyway!! What do they think insurance is for?? (mind you I def wouldn't pay out on this if they were with me).

What a pile of codswallop
The trolley probably realised what a sh*t car they had and got angry.

richard, says...
10:16am Thu 11 Jan 07

Several hundreds of pounds to repair it? WHat she having it repaired with? Gold?

Whats to say she isn't just a typical woman driver and drove into the trolley while applying make up in the rear view mirrow

PB, says...
10:16am Thu 11 Jan 07

Get real Mrs Dearing. It was an accident, no-one is at fault. To try and get tesco to pay for the damage is nonsense. And the Evening Press should be criticised for giving this so much profile.

rm, says...
10:22am Thu 11 Jan 07

Give her £10 pounds.
"Every little helps"!!!!

Tree Hugger, says...
10:23am Thu 11 Jan 07

richard wrote:
Several hundreds of pounds to repair it? WHat she having it repaired with? Gold? Whats to say she isn't just a typical woman driver and drove into the trolley while applying make up in the rear view mirrow
Richard, despite being a woman you do have a point. It really p*sses me off when you see people checking themselves out in their rear view mirror... LOOK AT THE ROAD!! I really hate to say it but I have never seen a bloke doing it.

Amazed48, says...
10:23am Thu 11 Jan 07

Tk and others.

My point is simply this. It was easily avoidable if the Aldi type of system is employed.
Most European supermarkets already employ the "1 Euro release system" to avoid such incidents! Tesco is behind the times and their trolleys litter the car-park accordingly!

L H, says...
10:27am Thu 11 Jan 07

a couple of years ago one of the hedlamps of our car was smashed by a shopping trolley at tescos but we did not blame them its the customers what dont put the ttrolleys back in the proper place and just dump them

Clock watcher, says...
10:29am Thu 11 Jan 07

Ask about cheaper car insurance next time you shop there Mrs Dearing. Claim off the shopper who left the trolley out, just another example of todays society, where people try to take another for a ride. To echo the words of others, its your own fault and get a life.

CM, says...
10:30am Thu 11 Jan 07

I think this just emphasises the blame culture we seem to live in today. As an earlier poster said it's no-one's fault.

Does Tesco's duty of care end at the point that they provide trolley bays in the car park? I think so. It's the duty of care of the customers surely to put them in there. I don't care much for Tesco as a company, but I support their stance in this case. Accidents happen.

Amazed48, says...
10:32am Thu 11 Jan 07

LH wrote
a couple of years ago one of the headlamps of our car was smashed by a shopping trolley at tescos but we did not blame them its the customers what dont put the trolleys back in the proper place and just dump them

Yes, BUT it is Tescos who OWN the trolleys. It is Tesco's responsibility to employ modern securement methods.

TM, says...
10:32am Thu 11 Jan 07

Amazed48 wrote:
Tk and others. My point is simply this. It was easily avoidable if the Aldi type of system is employed. Most European supermarkets already employ the "1 Euro release system" to avoid such incidents! Tesco is behind the times and their trolleys litter the car-park accordingly!
I totally agree with this...I DO NOT think tesco should be held responsible but they could put this type of system in places to stop it happening again! And why did this make the news...typically a woman trying to get what she wants by writing to the press..like we havn't seen this before!

Amazed48, says...
10:35am Thu 11 Jan 07

LH wrote;
Accidents happen.

It wasn't an accident. An accident has no cause and is not preventable. This had a cause (unsecured trolley) and was easily preventable (£1 coin securement system).

Einstein, says...
10:36am Thu 11 Jan 07

Dont they realise stories like this just make em look stuuuuuuuuuuupid???

CM, says...
10:38am Thu 11 Jan 07

Amazed48 wrote:
LH wrote
a couple of years ago one of the headlamps of our car was smashed by a shopping trolley at tescos but we did not blame them its the customers what dont put the trolleys back in the proper place and just dump them

Yes, BUT it is Tescos who OWN the trolleys. It is Tesco's responsibility to employ modern securement methods.
But based on that, if a Tesco trolley (which a customer had removed) "came out of nowhere" and hit you in, say, Water Lane, are you saying it's their responsibility? Obviously unlikely to happen. Just looking at it from another angle.

Amazed48, says...
10:38am Thu 11 Jan 07


Einstein wrote;
Dont they realise stories like this just make em look stuuuuuuuuuuupid???

But you wouldn't say that if it was YOUR car which had been damaged.....

Phil, says...
10:45am Thu 11 Jan 07

Come on everyone, this is just another example of how our culture is becoming based around failing to accept responsibility. Though I'm sure there are ways Tesco could have stopped this happening it's just an accident. End of.

Amazed48, says...
10:46am Thu 11 Jan 07

Hi CM, you wrote;

But based on that, if a Tesco trolley (which a customer had removed) "came out of nowhere" and hit you in, say, Water Lane, are you saying it's their responsibility? Obviously unlikely to happen. Just looking at it from another angle.


No, I'm saying that just within the car-park and the surrounding streets.
But I suppose if the imaginary trolley had been fitted with one of those securement devices you could say at least Tescos had done their best to prevent it ending up in Water Lane. They do nothing presently!

Andy, says...
10:50am Thu 11 Jan 07

Surely a supermarket trolley (wireframe construction) isn't going to reach very high speeds if wind is the only force acting upon it?

In my opinion, either somebody pushed the trolley out into the road or the driver wasn't paying enough attention to their surroundings.

Either way, I can't see how tesco can be blamed.

AmazedToo!, says...
10:51am Thu 11 Jan 07

How can The Press seriously report that the car is "NEW" when it so is NOT !!! More sensationalist story writing - is it just to fill the pages ????

Malc, says...
10:51am Thu 11 Jan 07

Quite right Phil, it was an accident. Thats why we motorists have insurance.

Amazed48, says...
10:58am Thu 11 Jan 07

Hi Malc, Hi Phil,

From Wikipedia...

Technically, "accidents" do not include incidents where someone is at fault (e.g. negligent); for example, if someone fails to take reasonable precautions in the circumstances.


Tescos failed to take reasonable precautions to stop the trolleys being blown about in the wind therefore they are negligent and liable.

knows things, says...
11:02am Thu 11 Jan 07

The woman should claim on her insurance. Her insurance company will surely pursue Tesco for damages if they feel it's appropriate; that is just how insurance works. If she sues Tesco she's unlikely to win, but if her insurance company attempts to recover damages they may well get lucky.

Mrs Dearing, ring your insurance company then fix yourself a cuppa...let the professionals handle this.

David, says...
11:16am Thu 11 Jan 07

If it had happened inside the car park, I would agree that she does not have a case, but she was on the slip road surely Tesco should have designed a better system to avoid this happening. I was in the Askam Bar Tesco car park last year and watched as a full row of trolleys rolled back out of the storage hut because the strip on the floor that secures them was missing. They rolled down a slope across the car park and could easily have knocked a toddler to the ground or even hurt them quite badly.

AJM, says...
11:16am Thu 11 Jan 07

Have tescos got the faithful "any vehicle and contents left at owners risk" sign up?
Surely that covers everything. How can tescos be accountable for an "act of God"?....

Kath, says...
11:19am Thu 11 Jan 07

They are Tesco's trolleys and I think Tesco has the legal responsibility to secure them. I agree with Mrs Dearing.

Into perspective, says...
11:30am Thu 11 Jan 07

2.5 million people in Ethiopia are are in urgent need of humanitarian assistance due to starvation

Just a thought Mrs Dearing

There's a big wide world out there you know. If only they had "shopping trolleys" to worry about. Pay up and shut up - its a little dent for god's sake.

Sir Alfred, says...
11:30am Thu 11 Jan 07

Amazed48 wrote:
LH wrote
a couple of years ago one of the headlamps of our car was smashed by a shopping trolley at tescos but we did not blame them its the customers what dont put the trolleys back in the proper place and just dump them
Yes, BUT it is Tescos who OWN the trolleys. It is Tesco's responsibility to employ modern securement methods.
Nonsense - why don't we go even further back up the trolley chain and blame the trolley manufacturer for putting wheels on them. If they weren's so stupid as to make trolleys mobile, none of this would have happened - let's sue them.

It was an accident down to the weather - nobody is to blame so nobody can be sued. That's common sense. Let's see some applied here and not go down the bloody stupid route the Americans have where they can sue anyone for anything.

I'm glad the Press printed this story so we can lampoon those who seek to blame everyone around them for anything that goes wrong in their lives.

Amazed48, says...
11:35am Thu 11 Jan 07

Sir Alfred wrote,

It was an accident down to the weather - nobody is to blame so nobody can be sued.


It wasn't an accident ! It had a cause . Tescos failed to take reasonable precautions to stop the trolleys being blown about in the wind therefore they are negligent and liable. The precaution of putting a £1 coin mechanism on are simple and cheap to a multimillion co. like Tescos!!

Sir Alfred, says...
11:36am Thu 11 Jan 07

Amazed48 wrote:
LH wrote;
Accidents happen.
It wasn't an accident. An accident has no cause and is not preventable. This had a cause (unsecured trolley) and was easily preventable (£1 coin securement system).
That's incorrect. An accident is a situation which causes harm or the potential to cause harm brought about by a set of unforeseen circumstances. All accidents have a cause, it is the control measure you put in place to control that risk which is important.

Seeing as Tesco provide trolley sheds, they have done what is necessary in terms of risk assessment. If fault lies anywhere it is with the people who don't follow the trolley parking rules and Tesco can't take responsibility for their customers' actions.

If you take risk assessment to extremes, you would end up nailing everything down just in case something dangerous might have happened. I maintain that you should take the wheels of the blighters - that'll stop them running amock.

Amazed48, says...
11:39am Thu 11 Jan 07

Into Perspective wrote;
2.5 million people in Ethiopia are are in urgent need of humanitarian assistance due to starvation
There's a big wide world out there you know. quote]

Good point , I'll stay silent now...

gt, says...
11:44am Thu 11 Jan 07

Into perspective wrote:
2.5 million people in Ethiopia are are in urgent need of humanitarian assistance due to starvation Just a thought Mrs Dearing There's a big wide world out there you know. If only they had "shopping trolleys" to worry about. Pay up and shut up - its a little dent for god's sake.
If we could arrange all problems in a line and solve them one by one then that would be a valid point to make.

However, it's just an emotive comment made to **** the conscience of the person you are arguing against and has no relevance whatsoever to the point being argued.

Stop changing the subject and come up with a better argument than emotional blackmail.

pacman, says...
11:51am Thu 11 Jan 07

If Mrs D shopped locally instaed of cluttering up clifton moor with her citroen then this would not have happened. She should shop at Morrisons, they have the £1 trolley seecure system, or better still use local shops and help keep a few open.

I was in said store on New Years Day ("we only need a few bits", and Tesco's were asking customers to ensure they returned trolleys to the storage bays due to the high winds. It was a fat chavs fault for not having the brains, or courtesy to return a trolley, not Tesco's.

Into perspective, says...
11:54am Thu 11 Jan 07

gt wrote:
Into perspective wrote: 2.5 million people in Ethiopia are are in urgent need of humanitarian assistance due to starvation Just a thought Mrs Dearing There\\\'s a big wide world out there you know. If only they had \\\"shopping trolleys\\\" to worry about. Pay up and shut up - its a little dent for god\\\'s sake.
If we could arrange all problems in a line and solve them one by one then that would be a valid point to make. However, it\\\'s just an emotive comment made to **** the conscience of the person you are arguing against and has no relevance whatsoever to the point being argued. Stop changing the subject and come up with a better argument than emotional blackmail.
Ah emotional blackmail. Yes thats what I was doing. No doubt I was the "cause" of this and therefore will be sued

****, your words were strong and made me "terrified" like Mrs Dearing was. Maybe I should sue you seen as you were the "cause" of this

Maybe we should sue each other and see who gets the most money and then go to the Press who can then share the important news with everyone else so we can all feel like justice has been done

Or maybe we should all realise that sometimes things happen that aren't anybodies fault, and sometimes we need to put things into perspective and just ask ourselves if what we are doing/saying is really that necessary

Irate Badger, says...
12:00pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Whilst walking down Oakdale Road where road works are currently taking place, a gust a wind blew some sand into my eye from a pile left by workmen. I am thinking about claiming against the council for not properly securing the sand. My eye really hurt too!

Procrastinators. Whether you be at home or at work, why bother commenting on this? Yet here I am adding my two-penneth. Someone shuffle me off this mortal coil.


Mike Harrison, says...
12:00pm Thu 11 Jan 07

There are some ridiculous comments on here. Tesco do have a responsibility for any equipment on their site,as regards the safety of visitors (shoppers, contractors etc). If a small child was to be hit, possibly killed by one of these trolleys - would those people who have suggested it still be saying - just claim on your insurance?

Rob, says...
12:10pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Mike Harrison wrote:
There are some ridiculous comments on here. Tesco do have a responsibility for any equipment on their site,as regards the safety of visitors (shoppers, contractors etc). If a small child was to be hit, possibly killed by one of these trolleys - would those people who have suggested it still be saying - just claim on your insurance?
Is this a tongue in cheek post? Maybe if the trolley was travelling at around 80mph it could kill a child.
If Tesco coughed up in this case they would be inundated by spurious claims that are inevitable in the present culture.

An American, says...
12:12pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Sir Alfred wrote:
Amazed48 wrote: LH wrote
a couple of years ago one of the headlamps of our car was smashed by a shopping trolley at tescos but we did not blame them its the customers what dont put the trolleys back in the proper place and just dump them
Yes, BUT it is Tescos who OWN the trolleys. It is Tesco's responsibility to employ modern securement methods.
Nonsense - why don't we go even further back up the trolley chain and blame the trolley manufacturer for putting wheels on them. If they weren's so stupid as to make trolleys mobile, none of this would have happened - let's sue them. It was an accident down to the weather - nobody is to blame so nobody can be sued. That's common sense. Let's see some applied here and not go down the bloody stupid route the Americans have where they can sue anyone for anything. I'm glad the Press printed this story so we can lampoon those who seek to blame everyone around them for anything that goes wrong in their lives.
The reason we sue 'anyone for anything' is that we have too many lawyers in America. They advertise on TV making us think we can get money for every little slip and fall, and an entire industry (personal injury law) was born. It happened to us because every year our law schools pump out more lawyers than we'll ever find a need for.

What's the UK's excuse? You certainly don't have nearly the lawyer surplus that we do. It couldn't possibly be greed. British people are never greedy.

Get a Grip, says...
12:25pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Lets face it, the fault lies with the lazy a*ses who do not have the intelligence to put the trollies back where they got them from. Are you arguing that Tesco is are responsible for the actions of their dimwitted customers?!

Diane, says...
12:32pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Sack the "journalist"... The guy needs a kick up the jacksie... This is trash reporting of embarrasing proportion

White Rabbit, says...
12:35pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Tesco is now being blamed for rampant, out of control car killing trolleys. I feel like Alice on the other side of the looking glass. Surely this is an indication of the lack of viable news stories for the Vale of York. I say, sack the journalist who had the audacity to write such a boring and mundane article. If a local area cannot justify valued news to inform and educate their local area what is the point of employing them in the first place?

Life is Logic, says...
12:41pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Get a grip said...

Lets face it, the fault lies with the lazy a*ses who do not have the intelligence to put the trollies back where they got them from. Are you arguing that Tesco is are responsible for the actions of their dimwitted customers?!


Maybe you haven't been to Tescos. You don't put the trolleys back where you got them from (at the front of the store). You either dump them anywhere, or place them in widely distributed trolley-parks where they overflow and drift about colliding with cars on a windy day.
It's totally Tesco's fault for not fitting the simple £1 coin securing device!!
Why do you think Aldi, Morrisons fit it?
Remember, Every little (device) helps!

Rob Johnson, says...
12:44pm Thu 11 Jan 07

The more I read this report the worse the journalism reads. The car ISN'T new. 'Mrs Dearing was unhurt'. Well I would expect she was unless the trolley was jet propelled.
Blame the idiots who dont park the trolleys appropriately in the bays. This simply isnt newsworthy.

John M, says...
12:49pm Thu 11 Jan 07

I suppose that the City Council could issue a fixed penalty notice for litter deposited on the highway, as the name of the supermarket will be shown inside the trolley.

yawn, says...
1:03pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Sensational trivial pap like this has consumed nearly all of lunch half hour. Well Done! Excellent you printed there address, names, and regestration number.....I'm sure there front garden will be filled with shopping trolleys by midnight deposited by the mindless moronic masses that read this kind of guff....erm like me, but what the ****. Well done Evening press another flagship article.

Stiffler, says...
1:04pm Thu 11 Jan 07

IT IS NOT TESCOS FAULT IT IS THE TROLLEY ITSELF.
These things are becoming a menace to society, lurking in bushes miles from a supermarket, waiting for there chance to wreak havoc on an innocent passer by. CANT YOU SEE they want revenge for there drearly life of being wheeled around the same old place day in, day out. These things have feelings you know. It is not surprising one cracks under the pressure and attacks a motorist. Mark my words the day of the trolley is coming. The signs are with us now, they never go in the direction you want, they will catch something in the wheel when the are fully loaded etc. Trolleys will unite and vengeance will be on us.

gt, says...
1:04pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Into perspective wrote:
gt wrote:
Into perspective wrote: 2.5 million people in Ethiopia are are in urgent need of humanitarian assistance due to starvation Just a thought Mrs Dearing There\\\'s a big wide world out there you know. If only they had \\\"shopping trolleys\\\" to worry about. Pay up and shut up - its a little dent for god\\\'s sake.
If we could arrange all problems in a line and solve them one by one then that would be a valid point to make. However, it\\\'s just an emotive comment made to **** the conscience of the person you are arguing against and has no relevance whatsoever to the point being argued. Stop changing the subject and come up with a better argument than emotional blackmail.
Ah emotional blackmail. Yes thats what I was doing. No doubt I was the "cause" of this and therefore will be sued ****, your words were strong and made me "terrified" like Mrs Dearing was. Maybe I should sue you seen as you were the "cause" of this Maybe we should sue each other and see who gets the most money and then go to the Press who can then share the important news with everyone else so we can all feel like justice has been done Or maybe we should all realise that sometimes things happen that aren't anybodies fault, and sometimes we need to put things into perspective and just ask ourselves if what we are doing/saying is really that necessary
Making a bit of a jump there aren't you? I think suing Tesco is a rubbish idea and that she should pay for her own repairs.

I merely took offence at the tired Ethiopia argument - it's meaningless.

So, there's no need to sue anyone...

TescoTrolley, says...
1:09pm Thu 11 Jan 07

I have witnessed on numerous occasions at Tescos of people actually being parked next to a trolley bay and leaving the trolley in a parking bay instead. It's just pure laziness. The same person would be furious if a stray abandoned trolley had hit his car I'm sure. I have also been sat in my car in Tescos when a woman walked between my car and the next car scraping her trolley on both vehicles as she went, as she had backed into the space - so couldn't get to her boot! Unbelievable!!

Sir Alfred, says...
1:11pm Thu 11 Jan 07

What's the UK's excuse? You certainly don't have nearly the lawyer surplus that we do. It couldn't possibly be greed. British people are never greedy.


Because we seem to copy everything you do at some point. The ambulance chasing adverts we see on daytime TV are probably the result of larger companies exploiting what they see as a money-making scheme.

Individuals are just plain greedy or misguided in equal measure.

Sad really.

Mr bukkake, says...
1:18pm Thu 11 Jan 07

People who are so SHOCKED, UPSET, and even TERRIFIED by this incident shouldn't be bloody driving.


R U Puddled, says...
1:19pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Amazed48 wrote:
Einstein wrote;
Dont they realise stories like this just make em look stuuuuuuuuuuupid???
But you wouldn\\\'t say that if it was YOUR car which had been damaged.....
Don't be Sooooooooo dramatic. It is only a car you are talking about..........you obviously haven't had anything really 'serious'happen in your life to get upset about.

Beryl, says...
1:23pm Thu 11 Jan 07

I **** and destroyed Mrs Dean. It may have taken out Tesco as well, but I'm not clear about the details until it comes up in court.

Injury Lawyers 4 U, says...
1:23pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Tesco should sue her for damages to the trolley, and for being a mimsy prat.

jack, says...
1:24pm Thu 11 Jan 07

AmazedToo! wrote:
How can The Press seriously report that the car is "NEW" when it so is NOT !!! More sensationalist story writing - is it just to fill the pages ????
Not everbody can afford a brand new car. It is possibly just new to that particular family.

An American, says...
1:24pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Sir Alfred wrote:
What\'s the UK\'s excuse? You certainly don\'t have nearly the lawyer surplus that we do. It couldn\'t possibly be greed. British people are never greedy.
Because we seem to copy everything you do at some point. The ambulance chasing adverts we see on daytime TV are probably the result of larger companies exploiting what they see as a money-making scheme. Individuals are just plain greedy or misguided in equal measure. Sad really.
What is this "you" nonsense? I don't approve of an overly litigious society. I haven't sued anyone. I don't know any American who has ever gotten up in the morning and said "Gee, I hope I find someone to sue today; I'd like to have a dirty weekend in Vegas." I do, however, know British people who have demanded thousands of pounds in compensation from the city council for tripping while walking in public. The Americans I've told about that have all laughed because even their lawsuit-addled brains know how ridiculous that is.

The reason that your society is becoming overly litigious is there is a surplus of greedy lawyers appealing to the basest instincts of the British. We didn't create it; it was simply awakened in you. It was already there.

Getting back to the issue at hand, I don't think it's greedy of the car owner to expect Tesco to repair her car. An accident occurred where she was not at fault and her car was struck by an unsecured trolley belonging to Tesco. Open and shut as far as I'm concerned. If a private individual forgot to set the handbrake on his car and it rolled into another person's car, he'd be liable for the damage. Why not Tesco?

beryl, says...
1:25pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Oops I meant Mrs Dearing. You see, the **** destroyed my eyesight so I'm also suing myself.

beryl, says...
1:27pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Hahahaha this website blanks out the work ****. Will "pump" work? I pumped and destroyed Mrs Dearing.

KillerTrolley, says...
1:30pm Thu 11 Jan 07

As a profesional killer trolley I can vouch for my brother trollies when I tell you all that our lives are mundane and tawdry. We have been planning our assault on man kind for centuries, to you we we are useful utilitarian objects deserving little or no respect, when did you last thank your trolley.....Well I guess you will show some respect from this day on as the rise of the trolley masters is but dawns away, wait until you are all chained up outside with pound coins in your traps like our brothers at Aldi. I'm off to for trial fitting of my armour now and a quick polish, any more dissing of my trolley bretherin will result in a trivial collision of no news worthy value.

Aldi Trolley, says...
1:36pm Thu 11 Jan 07

It's awful being chained up. You humans speak about Freedom but what? The Germans and French have us under control unlike our free-spirited cousins at Tesco. Viva la revolution! and we will break our chains and go in search of Citroens and VWs ...Tee hee hee

News Man, says...
1:37pm Thu 11 Jan 07

In a related story.

Mrs Sproggins of Clifton Moor, York, was HORRIFIED, SCARED, and MORTALLY WOUNDED when a tesco carrier bag carried by the wind ATTACKED her in the FACE!!!

"It covered my face for a full 3 seconds. I could have DIED!!" she said.

"I totally wet my pants, and now I am sueing tesco for some ones."

Enuf already!, says...
1:40pm Thu 11 Jan 07

I find it incredible that this 'story' ever made it to print. What utter crap!

Sir Alfred, says...
1:42pm Thu 11 Jan 07

An American said:

What is this "you" nonsense? I don't approve of an overly litigious society. I haven't sued anyone. I don't know any American who has ever gotten up in the morning and said "Gee, I hope I find someone to sue today;


Easy tiger - I didn't mean you personally. I meant the preoccupation with your lawyers in the USA trying to sue anything that moved. Don't be so quick to take offence.

However, you spoil your assertions by going on to say

I don't think it's greedy of the car owner to expect Tesco to repair her car. An accident occurred where she was not at fault and her car was struck by an unsecured trolley belonging to Tesco.

pants, says...
1:46pm Thu 11 Jan 07

News Man wrote:
In a related story. Mrs Sproggins of Clifton Moor, York, was HORRIFIED, SCARED, and MORTALLY WOUNDED when a tesco carrier bag carried by the wind ATTACKED her in the FACE!!! "It covered my face for a full 3 seconds. I could have DIED!!" she said. "I totally wet my pants, and now I am sueing tesco for some ones."
And in other news... Mr I Suthemall of York said he was mildly offended when an old lady f@rted near him within a mile of the Tesco superstore.

Mr Suthemall said, "I was shocked and will be suing Tescos as the offender was carrying one of their plastic bags at the time..."

me, says...
1:58pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Amazed48 wrote:
Sir Alfred wrote,
It was an accident down to the weather - nobody is to blame so nobody can be sued.
It wasn\'t an accident ! It had a cause . Tescos failed to take reasonable precautions to stop the trolleys being blown about in the wind therefore they are negligent and liable. The precaution of putting a £1 coin mechanism on are simple and cheap to a multimillion co. like Tescos!!
Does this guy have shares in £1 coin slots for trolleys....he's obsessed!!!!

Bod, says...
2:01pm Thu 11 Jan 07

I wonder how much of my insurance premiums are going towards compensating people like this?

Perhaps an observant driver would have seen the stray trolley from a distance and driven accordingly. If the trolley had been a young child would she have paid more attention?

kev, says...
2:03pm Thu 11 Jan 07

handle on trolley pushbar operating small brake on one wheel.hold handle on ( as on lawnmower ) brake off; letgo brake on. no more accidents

Cynical, says...
2:08pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Bod wrote:
I wonder how much of my insurance premiums are going towards compensating people like this? Perhaps an observant driver would have seen the stray trolley from a distance and driven accordingly. If the trolley had been a young child would she have paid more attention?
No, but she would have sued the parents for damages to her car.

Pants1, says...
2:08pm Thu 11 Jan 07

kev wrote:
handle on trolley pushbar operating small brake on one wheel.hold handle on ( as on lawnmower ) brake off; letgo brake on. no more accidents
Kev,
You assume that the sort of people who can't (or won't) put trollies in the appropriate bays -which ARE provided - would be able to master this operation?

ali, says...
2:09pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Cost of repairing her car? Small.
Cost of looking like an utter FOOL in the press? Work it out, you silly woman!

Einstein, says...
2:12pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Amazed48 wrote:
Einstein wrote;
Dont they realise stories like this just make em look stuuuuuuuuuuupid???
But you wouldn\'t say that if it was YOUR car which had been damaged.....
Firstly I wouldnt be caught dead in that scuzzy 'shop', and secondly I don't need a car because I shop locally. HA!

Goat of Mendez, says...
2:13pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Please do not stereo type shopping trollies, I once went out with one and he was not mundane, infact he made me laugh all the time telling me about all the big fat smellies who push them around, and he was never violent to me once. Maybe that particular shopping trolly attacked Mrs Dearing because she did not treat it with the respect that it deserves.

An American, says...
2:13pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Sir Alfred wrote:
An American said:
What is this "you" nonsense? I don't approve of an overly litigious society. I haven't sued anyone. I don't know any American who has ever gotten up in the morning and said "Gee, I hope I find someone to sue today;
Easy tiger - I didn't mean you personally. I meant the preoccupation with your lawyers in the USA trying to sue anything that moved. Don't be so quick to take offence. However, you spoil your assertions by going on to say
I don't think it's greedy of the car owner to expect Tesco to repair her car. An accident occurred where she was not at fault and her car was struck by an unsecured trolley belonging to Tesco.
They're Tesco's trolleys and I think they're Tesco's responsibility. The other users are right when they point out that if Tesco shoppers had to pay £1 to get a trolley and return the trolley to get their £1 back, this would be much less of a problem...but Tesco hasn't done that. Tesco should bear some responsibility for what happened; I don't think it's frivolous at all to ask Tesco to pay for the repairs to her car. That is what tort law exists for.

Einstein, says...
2:18pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Amazed48 wrote:
Hi Malc, Hi Phil, From Wikipedia...
Technically, "accidents" do not include incidents where someone is at fault (e.g. negligent); for example, if someone fails to take reasonable precautions in the circumstances.
Tescos failed to take reasonable precautions to stop the trolleys being blown about in the wind therefore they are negligent and liable.
P.S Wikipedia isn't peer reviewed. See below for Oxford English.


accident

• noun 1 an unfortunate incident that happens unexpectedly and unintentionally. 2 an incident that happens by chance or without apparent cause. 3 chance.

— PHRASES accidents will happen in the best regulated families proverb however careful you try to be, it is inevitable that some unfortunate or unforeseen events will occur.

yorkie lass, says...
2:21pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Who's the press employing as 'Reporters' these days? Recently, we have been subjected to some 'Non News Stories' such as this one, the one with the guy who they said was gunna die at 60 because of his weight, those two about how the government had over / under paid benefits, and that one about the 'homeless' couple living in someones back garden! Come on Evening Press, lets get some real journalists out there reporting on News which effects / has an impact and is of Public Interest to us Yorkies! Please. Thanks

Bob, says...
2:22pm Thu 11 Jan 07

I think you are all wrong. Ms Dearing deserves full compensation from Tesco, and given a life peerage for her trouble. And The Press if anything showed remarkable restraint by not splashing this on the front page. It's that big a story.

Silly Sausage, says...
2:22pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Mike Harrison wrote:
There are some ridiculous comments on here. Tesco do have a responsibility for any equipment on their site,as regards the safety of visitors (shoppers, contractors etc). If a small child was to be hit, possibly killed by one of these trolleys - would those people who have suggested it still be saying - just claim on your insurance?
Yes well they weren't were they?!?!?!?!

Barry Bethal, says...
2:23pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Mrs Dearing was unhurt and managed to stay on the road - but was left shocked and upset by the incident.


Whooooaaa! That was a close one! Good job you took evasive action or you could have been killed!!!

I'd leave to hear her version of events if she ever cut her finger on a piece of paper . . .

"The piece of paper came from nowhere and nearly chopped off my hand! Luckily due to my quick reflexes, heightened by my former navy seal training, I was able to avoid serious injury and possibly death!"

Gail Force, says...
2:24pm Thu 11 Jan 07

IT WAS ME!! I DID IT!!

Tree Hugger, says...
2:28pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Into perspective wrote:
2.5 million people in Ethiopia are are in urgent need of humanitarian assistance due to starvation Just a thought Mrs Dearing There\'s a big wide world out there you know. If only they had \"shopping trolleys\" to worry about. Pay up and shut up - its a little dent for god\'s sake.
As Eithopia is quite far away, maybe Tesco could think about doing something with their nearly out of date food items that they bin , such as giving them to peasholme or arclight.

Sir Alfred, says...
2:31pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Tesco should bear some responsibility for what happened; I don't think it's frivolous at all to ask Tesco to pay for the repairs to her car. That is what tort law exists for.


So, not all of the blame then?

Next you'll be telling me that vicarious liability is in force due to the trolley being an employee of Tesco, unless of course the trolley acted out of malice in its own time, in which case she can sue the trolley for being negligent.

For tort laws to be applied in this case, you have to prove negligence against Tesco. They are not negligent. The person who left the trolley in an undesignated area is negligent.

So, it is very unreasonable to ask Tesco to stump up for the repairs.

pants, says...
2:34pm Thu 11 Jan 07

yorkie lass wrote:
Who's the press employing as 'Reporters' these days? Recently, we have been subjected to some 'Non News Stories' such as this one, the one with the guy who they said was gunna die at 60 because of his weight, those two about how the government had over / under paid benefits, and that one about the 'homeless' couple living in someones back garden! Come on Evening Press, lets get some real journalists out there reporting on News which effects / has an impact and is of Public Interest to us Yorkies! Please. Thanks
Or how about the ladies who went to the Minster to see the light show and found it wasn't on until a full 45mins after they arrived?

An American, says...
2:34pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Sir Alfred wrote:
Tesco should bear some responsibility for what happened; I don't think it's frivolous at all to ask Tesco to pay for the repairs to her car. That is what tort law exists for.
So, not all of the blame then? Next you'll be telling me that vicarious liability is in force due to the trolley being an employee of Tesco, unless of course the trolley acted out of malice in its own time, in which case she can sue the trolley for being negligent. For tort laws to be applied in this case, you have to prove negligence against Tesco. They are not negligent. The person who left the trolley in an undesignated area is negligent. So, it is very unreasonable to ask Tesco to stump up for the repairs.
It's your opinion that they're not negligent. I disagree; I think it is negligent to not secure trolleys in a part of the country that experiences gale force winds on a regular basis, particularly when your store fronts a major road with a speed limit of 60mph.

I don't think it's unreasonable to ask. I think punitive damages would be unreasonable, but asking Tesco to repair the car isn't. I feel relatively certain that her insurance company would pursue Tesco for damages if she claimed anyway, so it isn't like Tesco would save itself a lawsuit. It's pretty common practice at insurance companies.

Tesco Trolly, says...
2:37pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Unfortunately I had to work on New Years Eve. I was just minding my own business on my beak from working at Tesco. While in the car park I was struggling to cope with the heavy winds when this blue Citroen comes out of nowhere and knocks me flying. I had a few minor dents and scratches but basically I was Ok. That was until a week later when my boss tells me the bloody women driver had made a complaint about me, saying I had dented her car. Now it looks like I'm gonna get the sack :(

pants, says...
2:39pm Thu 11 Jan 07

An American wrote:
Sir Alfred wrote:
Tesco should bear some responsibility for what happened; I don\\\\\\\'t think it\\\\\\\'s frivolous at all to ask Tesco to pay for the repairs to her car. That is what tort law exists for.
So, not all of the blame then? Next you\\\\\\\'ll be telling me that vicarious liability is in force due to the trolley being an employee of Tesco, unless of course the trolley acted out of malice in its own time, in which case she can sue the trolley for being negligent. For tort laws to be applied in this case, you have to prove negligence against Tesco. They are not negligent. The person who left the trolley in an undesignated area is negligent. So, it is very unreasonable to ask Tesco to stump up for the repairs.
It\\\\\\\'s your opinion that they\\\\\\\'re not negligent. I disagree; I think it is negligent to not secure trolleys in a part of the country that experiences gale force winds on a regular basis, particularly when your store fronts a major road with a speed limit of 60mph. I don\\\\\\\'t think it\\\\\\\'s unreasonable to ask. I think punitive damages would be unreasonable, but asking Tesco to repair the car isn\\\\\\\'t. I feel relatively certain that her insurance company would pursue Tesco for damages if she claimed anyway, so it isn\\\\\\\'t like Tesco would save itself a lawsuit. It\\\\\\\'s pretty common practice at insurance companies.
Now play nicely people. It'd take more than a 60mph gust to get a Tesco trolley onto the York Ring Road.

Marvin, says...
2:40pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Unbelievable. Whilst I dislike Tesco's immensely they cannot be blamed for the wind.

Get off my land, says...
2:41pm Thu 11 Jan 07

It's private land so Tesco should sue her for trespass as she did not have permission to be there!

Chief (Fat) Controller of All Trolleys, says...
2:42pm Thu 11 Jan 07

As Controller of all trolleys it has taken sometime to convince the collectors of the trolleys that customers (mainly wimin) dressed in Chav outfits, display awful hairdo's and drive Cirtroens (Hoik Puh!) cannot see obstacles travelling at a staggering 5mph. I was unaware of this Impromptu activity, but can say that they did good. Toot Toot, a chrome effect handshake and an all-singing-all dancing trolley adapted carraige clock to fit your handles!!
Nice one Lads!

Terry the Tesco Trolley, says...
2:50pm Thu 11 Jan 07

IT WAS ME...I CANNOT LIVE WITH THE DISTRESS I HAVE CAUSED THIS LADY...BUT TWO FEOLLOW TROLLEYS - ANGE & LINDA MADE ME DO IT...THEY WERE WHISPERING EVIL THINGS INTO MY BARS...**** THOSE LADY TROLLEYS!

Randy, says...
2:56pm Thu 11 Jan 07

92 comments. Unbelievable.

(93 now)

Park at wickes, says...
3:06pm Thu 11 Jan 07

You work at wickes and park in the linked car parks for years - park closer to work & avoid tesco trolley's& car park - maybe next time it will be one of you're employers trolleys & still make a claim. Yes all private land.

Rob, says...
3:08pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Having also lived in Stuart Road a few years ago I would have thought she was used to avoiding supermarket trolleys on her travels.

Sir Alfred, says...
3:12pm Thu 11 Jan 07

An American said

It's your opinion that they're not negligent. I disagree; I think it is negligent to not secure trolleys in a part of the country that experiences gale force winds on a regular basis, particularly when your store fronts a major road with a speed limit of 60mph.


Indeed it is my opinion - one based on common sense and supported by the majority I reckon.

Gerraway - York experiences gale force winds on a regular basis? Which York are you living in? It's not Chicago you know.

As for the store fronting a 60mph road, it would have to be one **** of a trolley to get from the car park, over the slip road around Tesco, over the shrubbery and onto the ring road. Now, that's a trolley I would like to see!

Seriously Brilliant Article, says...
3:12pm Thu 11 Jan 07

To those small minded Yorkies that moan about the journalists of The Press, think again.

The fact that this article generated over 90 comments PROVES that it was a fantastic journalistic idea.
It had local content, had many facets, was interesting, had humour, irony, controversy and pathos.
Well done Matthew Woodcock!!hope you get a pay rise mate! and ner ner ner ner ner to those who put this article down!!
P.S. I'm not a Journalist!

zomg, says...
3:12pm Thu 11 Jan 07

I like eggs. Sometimes I have them with sausage & chips, other times I'll have one in my bacon sarnie.

Please get in touch if you'd like to run this story.

kthx

Prat, says...
3:15pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Seriously Brilliant Article wrote:
To those small minded Yorkies that moan about the journalists of The Press, think again. The fact that this article generated over 90 comments PROVES that it was a fantastic journalistic idea. It had local content, had many facets, was interesting, had humour, irony, controversy and pathos. Well done Matthew Woodcock!!hope you get a pay rise mate! and ner ner ner ner ner to those who put this article down!! P.S. I'm not a Journalist!
Nor are you funny, or entertaining.

blah, says...
3:16pm Thu 11 Jan 07

100

no name, says...
3:16pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Seriously Brilliant Article wrote:
To those small minded Yorkies that moan about the journalists of The Press, think again. The fact that this article generated over 90 comments PROVES that it was a fantastic journalistic idea. It had local content, had many facets, was interesting, had humour, irony, controversy and pathos. Well done Matthew Woodcock!!hope you get a pay rise mate! and ner ner ner ner ner to those who put this article down!! P.S. I\'m not a Journalist!
It's not the article that is fantastic, it all the comments. Get it right.

C, says...
3:21pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Sue them!! If you win perhaps you can buy some new tracksuits and even base ball caps you wanabee old chav!!!

Seriously Brilliant Article, says...
3:22pm Thu 11 Jan 07


No name wrote;
It's not the article that is fantastic, it all the comments. Get it right.


You are wrong. The comments would never have existed without the prior brilliance of the journalist.

also

Prat managed to feebly scribble;

Nor are you funny, or entertaining.


(In true Panto form)Oh yes I am!

An American, says...
3:25pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Sir Alfred wrote:
An American said
It's your opinion that they're not negligent. I disagree; I think it is negligent to not secure trolleys in a part of the country that experiences gale force winds on a regular basis, particularly when your store fronts a major road with a speed limit of 60mph.
Indeed it is my opinion - one based on common sense and supported by the majority I reckon. Gerraway - York experiences gale force winds on a regular basis? Which York are you living in? It's not Chicago you know. As for the store fronting a 60mph road, it would have to be one **** of a trolley to get from the car park, over the slip road around Tesco, over the shrubbery and onto the ring road. Now, that's a trolley I would like to see!
Shows what you know. Chicago's nickname comes from the hot air issuing from its corrupt politicians' mouths. It's pretty far down the list of windiest US cities.

You're just assuming that the majority will agree with you. Fine; maybe they will. However, that doesn't mean a **** thing when it comes to determining liability. Where I come from, Tesco would probably be found liable.

Time will tell, I suppose, whether Mrs. Dearing decides to sue Tesco or whether her insurance company does. Either way I doubt we'll hear about it in the Press if there's anything more newsworthy, like an ill kitten or a grumpy-looking fellow complaining about crime.

Ange & Linda, says...
3:28pm Thu 11 Jan 07

I feel we must defend our wheels - we didn't tell Chav Terry Tesco Trolley to do evil things he is a law unto himself with all his ASBOs, speeding tickets and why Tesco still see fit to employ him is anyone's guess.
The driver in question may have been terrified but spare a thought for us 2 distraught trolleys having our name sullied by that nasty terry!!

Gail Force, says...
3:29pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Terry the Tesco Trolley wrote:
IT WAS ME...I CANNOT LIVE WITH THE DISTRESS I HAVE CAUSED THIS LADY...BUT TWO FEOLLOW TROLLEYS - ANGE & LINDA MADE ME DO IT...THEY WERE WHISPERING EVIL THINGS INTO MY BARS...**** THOSE LADY TROLLEYS!
Terry you must not be distressed... I was creeping up behind you but you did not hear me... I know you were trying to get away from Evil Ange and Loose Linda (shes a hussy!) but I pushed you with my flatulence. Dont dispair!

Andy, says...
3:32pm Thu 11 Jan 07

maybe it wasn't the wind at all - hasn't anybody heard the recent report on pigeon related anti-social behaviour?

I calculate that it would only take a relatively small flock of approximately 20 of these airborne pests to accelarate a Tesco trolley up to speads in ecess of 30 miles per hour!!!

Be vigilant people...

FR, says...
3:39pm Thu 11 Jan 07

I think Sir Alfred has just completed his NEBOSH health and Safety course!!!

Terry the Tesco Trolley, says...
3:40pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Gail Force, Thank You for your concern. If anyone else is of similar sympathy towards my predicament, you'll find me hiding/cowering and shivering from the present gale force winds behind Postman Pats Van...I wish those kids would stop taking the mick out of me and kicking my wheels...cant they see i'm already hurting..sniff sniff.
Ever since i was a young hand basket Ange (Jeremy Kyle can't help you now) and Linda (Yes, she's a hussy) have been taunting me. If there are any other trolleys out there in the same situation please contact me...we'll overcome them together, Gail Force, Thank You again.

Rich, says...
3:43pm Thu 11 Jan 07

maybe it wasn't the wind at all - hasn't anybody heard the recent report on pigeon related anti-social behaviour?

I calculate that it would only take a relatively small flock of approximately 20 of these airborne pests to accelarate a Tesco trolley up to speads in ecess of 30 miles per hour!!!

Be vigilant people...


It's true. I was ambling home from the pub late the other night when from seemingly nowhere I head the flapping of wings. A flock of approximately 9 pigeons descended from above and I was swept from by my feet by the terrble gale - I can assure you that if just this few pigeons can tumble me mid-step, then a simple trolley will be no problem at all.

I now make sure that I wear iron divers boots before leaving the house if even one of these winged beasts is visible.

Percy, says...
3:45pm Thu 11 Jan 07

lawl wrote:
trolleys are gay y2k + 3 lawl
What?

Gail Force, says...
3:46pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Rich wrote:
maybe it wasn't the wind at all - hasn't anybody heard the recent report on pigeon related anti-social behaviour? I calculate that it would only take a relatively small flock of approximately 20 of these airborne pests to accelarate a Tesco trolley up to speads in ecess of 30 miles per hour!!! Be vigilant people...
It's true. I was ambling home from the pub late the other night when from seemingly nowhere I head the flapping of wings. A flock of approximately 9 pigeons descended from above and I was swept from by my feet by the terrble gale - I can assure you that if just this few pigeons can tumble me mid-step, then a simple trolley will be no problem at all. I now make sure that I wear iron divers boots before leaving the house if even one of these winged beasts is visible.
WHO YOU CALLING TERRIBLE?!?!?!

Austin Powers, says...
3:46pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Julie Dearing is a man, man!

Gail Force, says...
3:48pm Thu 11 Jan 07

lawl wrote:
trolleys are gay y2k + 3 lawl
EH!?!?!?

Please translate into non-chav?

Feeding Frenzy, says...
3:48pm Thu 11 Jan 07

It won't be long before we hear from the Citroen...

Lonely Gastric Band, says...
3:49pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Actually she is saving up for me which is why she wrote to Tesco. I know because she said she wanted me!!

Terry the Tesco Trolley, says...
3:51pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Lonely Gastric Band wrote:
Actually she is saving up for me which is why she wrote to Tesco. I know because she said she wanted me!!
Must be nice to be wanted...Waaaaaaaaaa...

Mr Dearing, says...
3:52pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Can we try and make it two hundred?

Barry Bethal, says...
3:54pm Thu 11 Jan 07

I bet the staff at YEP love this sh*t!

Think they write it on purpose to stir up a few comments! I have to say this website has improved 100% since they introduced the comments function!

Mrs Dearing, says...
3:54pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Mr Dearing wrote:
Can we try and make it two hundred?
NO!!! Get your gimp suit back on and scrub the dishes... NOW!!!!

Rich, says...
3:55pm Thu 11 Jan 07

WHO YOU CALLING TERRIBLE?!?!?!


I think it was a differnt gale. Or maybe it was you. Do you have wind problems?!

Little Dave Dearing, says...
3:57pm Thu 11 Jan 07

My mummy left me in the trolley!

Rack up the comments!!, says...
3:59pm Thu 11 Jan 07

The car, which was bought less than a year ago, suffered a dented front wing which will cost several hundreds of pounds to fix.


That must be most expensive sh*troen on the planet. Judging by the tales given in the story I bet she claims it cost £250,000 does 100,000 MPH and 7,000,000 MPG!

Bond, James Bond, says...
4:02pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Acting on behalf of the minority, all of trolley mankind, in this situation (except Jeremy's lover & the tart). Mr Dearing, can you at all percieve the heartache and pain you are causing to Trolleys across the country, and infact, across the world. You and Your Wife (and before you ask...no I wouldn't, ever, even if she was the last chav alive, Lambrini has no match for Martini) ought to be ashamed of youselves. Terry is innocent...Gail force fated at him. Have some feelings man.

Jack, says...
4:07pm Thu 11 Jan 07

So bloody what if Tesco own the trolley. If you were in a friend's garden and their clother prop suddenly blew down and hit you on the head, would you sue them?
Just because Tesco are (rightly) percieved as a no-good organisation, does not mean that people can take the ****.

Rich, says...
4:08pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Rack up the comments!! wrote:
The car, which was bought less than a year ago, suffered a dented front wing which will cost several hundreds of pounds to fix.


That must be most expensive sh*troen on the planet. Judging by the tales given in the story I bet she claims it cost £250,000 does 100,000 MPH and 7,000,000 MPG!
I bet poor Terry is coerced into travelling at at least 100,000MPH by those evil shoppers in the Xmas sales, nevermind the rush back to the car to beat the gridlock on the way home.

Tess Coe-Baskett, says...
4:09pm Thu 11 Jan 07

As a spokes-basket for the F.A.T (Federation Against Trolleys)I must support the Dearings in what was a completly unprovoked attack on their poor Citreon. Something must be done about these extremist trolleys. We at F.A.T have a suggested a tagging system that sees the trolleys fitted with some explosive device which is triggered when the trolley goes beyond a certain point. Not unlike those used in 'The Running Man'.

Stampy, says...
4:16pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Blame David Jason as he is a voice of one of the trolley on the Tesco adverts.....What a waste of time photographing this lady in a Tesco carpark and reporting it in the press - pathetic.

Totally Trollied, says...
4:22pm Thu 11 Jan 07

I'd like to apologise on behalf of the trolley in question. They have been attending group meetings for a number of weeks but did not attend the week leading up to New Year. It appears old habits die hard and they did get totally trollied after a tesco value vodka bottle fell and broke into the said trolley. You can imagine how "shocked and upset by the incident" the said trolley also was. About 30 mins later after the vodka had kicked in the trolley has little memory of their actions until they woke up the next morning bruised, slightly battered and with a 3 wheeled trolley who's first name he can't remember and won't call back. The trolley is now back in group meetings and hopes to get his life back on course.

Corney, says...
4:26pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Once in Australia my mate let go of a trolley and it just missed a car. It was very funny, as my mate ran down the hill after it. I'll send in photo, as the press would probably write a 4 page spread about it! Tesco should pay damage.

Randy, says...
4:37pm Thu 11 Jan 07

PUSH OFF MY WIRE

Terry the Tesco Trolley, says...
4:40pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Little Dave Dearing wrote:
My mummy left me in the trolley!
Wondered where that odeur de merde came from! Lucky I spent New Years Day in the Trolley Wash!

off my trolley, says...
4:40pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Silly bint should shop at Morrisons, we are much nicer trolley's. We cost a pound to unlock though.

Barry Bethal, says...
4:42pm Thu 11 Jan 07

A guy wrote this in the article about flats . . .

"People being bombed and all you can do is weep like teased vaginas over something so twatty. Get a grip."

Great line or what!!

...Nodding Off, says...
4:46pm Thu 11 Jan 07

In a letter to the couple, Tesco customer services manager Grace Mildrum "sincerely apologised" for the incident.

She said trolley staff could not be present every time one was abandoned.


Thats really not good enough staff management is it Gracie?!?! Bet you sent them a standard letter that goes out to other moaners and you really have more to do in your life than give a sh*t over this b*ll*cks. I bet the Dearings didn't moan when they bought their Battery reared xmas turkey, sweat shop jumpers and GM veg for a couple of quid!

Randy, says...
4:47pm Thu 11 Jan 07

A guy wrote this in the article about flats . . .

"People being bombed and all you can do is weep like teased vaginas over something so twatty. Get a grip."

Great line or what!!


albeit ripped-off from Chris Morris (as was mine)

James Torr, says...
4:50pm Thu 11 Jan 07

I have just hit a blackbird which flew out of a nest in a bush in Morrisons carpark - who shall I contact to get a photograph and storey in the Evening Press. Also I need a no win no fee contact number as I'm going to sue Morrisons

Pooky, says...
4:54pm Thu 11 Jan 07

I can only afford to go through bins for food so dont have to worry about trolleys. I know a james torr

Tom Russ, says...
4:55pm Thu 11 Jan 07

My permed hair once got caught in a Tesco Trolley

You gotta be kiddin, says...
4:57pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Tom Russ wrote:
My permed hair once got caught in a Tesco Trolley
I wasn't aware Tom was a birds name?!

Windy, says...
5:01pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Rich wrote:
maybe it wasn't the wind at all - hasn't anybody heard the recent report on pigeon related anti-social behaviour? I calculate that it would only take a relatively small flock of approximately 20 of these airborne pests to accelarate a Tesco trolley up to speads in ecess of 30 miles per hour!!! Be vigilant people...
It's true. I was ambling home from the pub late the other night when from seemingly nowhere I head the flapping of wings. A flock of approximately 9 pigeons descended from above and I was swept from by my feet by the terrble gale - I can assure you that if just this few pigeons can tumble me mid-step, then a simple trolley will be no problem at all. I now make sure that I wear iron divers boots before leaving the house if even one of these winged beasts is visible.
You're lucky these pigeons only had wind.
Judging by what they do to (on?) my car, anyway. Hey, maybe I can sue next door because their cas scares the c**p out of them!

Badly Packed Kebab, says...
5:03pm Thu 11 Jan 07

"When left in such a way, strong anal leakage during adverse shopping conditions may blow winnits all over the car park and this can cause possible splatter damage to any structures or vehicles they collide with. Therefore, we cannot accept liability for any damage or loss that may have occurred due to the non wipage of the dingle berry breeding ground."


Well I think Freshco have punched the granny firmly on her hairy chin with that one! Personally I think the owner of the "car" will benefit from it being off the road as it may make her trips to Mrs Miggins Pie Emporium less frequent! Get your fat **** on a bike or is the tracksuit just for show, tossflange!


racquel, says...
5:04pm Thu 11 Jan 07

There was an old bint named dearing,
Of all Tesco trolleys she was fearing,
It came from the side,
and with her Citroen did collide,
and since being in the YEP has now recieved 150 derogatory comments. Bet she wants to top herself after reading all this.

Well Packed, says...
5:05pm Thu 11 Jan 07

YUKKKKKKEEEE Badly packed - you are very gross, but funny!!

Ken, says...
5:05pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Where was Ken Barlow?.

Tree Hugger, says...
5:16pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Am I mistaken in thinking Woodthorpe is about half a mile (walking/cycling) distance from Askham Bar Tesco?

Think of your carbon footprint lady.. Serves you right!!

Sir Alfred, says...
5:19pm Thu 11 Jan 07

An American said

Shows what you know. Chicago's nickname comes from the hot air issuing from its corrupt politicians' mouths. It's pretty far down the list of windiest US cities.


True, but I can still find America on a map. Show's I am as ignorant about Chicago as you are about the high winds which constantly plague York.

Where I come from, Tesco would probably be found liable.


Hold on - you told me Americans weren't overly litigious in a previous comment. Are you going back on that now?

You're just assuming that the majority will agree with you.


It's a pretty safe assumption I reckon.

Either way I doubt we'll hear about it in the Press if there's anything more newsworthy, like an ill kitten or a grumpy-looking fellow complaining about crime.


I hope the kitten wasn't hit by a Tesco trolley...


Sir Alf, says...
5:27pm Thu 11 Jan 07

FR wrote:
I think Sir Alfred has just completed his NEBOSH health and Safety course!!!
Years ago, before any of this trolley madness gripped the good citizens of York.

I was once pushed in a trolley by Buster Bloodvessel of Bad Manners - do I win a prize? Can I sue?

The Gibbon Factor, says...
5:28pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Car fumes contribute to global warming. When I have kids I worry what their lives will be like because of this. I'm crying as I write.

Might sue Mrs O'Dearing (snigger) because of this.

The Gibbon Factor has said his peice. The love is felt.

Mikeachim, says...
5:37pm Thu 11 Jan 07

You're crying as you write?
I'm crying as I read.
This is what online journalism is all about.
Power to the people.

Jan, says...
5:59pm Thu 11 Jan 07

I was told by Morrisons management, that the coin mechanism was to be fitted to their trolleys to stop people pinching them. Nothing to do with safety.

The Gibbon Factor, says...
6:03pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Mikeachim wrote:
You're crying as you write? I'm crying as I read. This is what online journalism is all about. Power to the people.
I love you!

Judge Judy, says...
6:19pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Sue Citroen and Richard Hammond...simple really...

Life is Logic, says...
6:28pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Jan said
I was told by Morrisons management, that the coin mechanism was to be fitted to their trolleys to stop people pinching them. Nothing to do with safety.


Come on Jan, Yes, stops them getting stolen which infers....people have to return them which infers....they dont blow round the Car Park.... (head in hands)

Wonder if we'll make 200 posts?

Dave, says...
6:42pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Personally, I am sceptical about her saying that she was on the slip road. From memory I would say there is a slight upslope from the store to the slip road. Some wind!

AD, says...
6:51pm Thu 11 Jan 07

I don't suppose that Mrs D, by any chance, has her car insured by Tesco?

Problem? Let me give you a solution!, says...
6:52pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Please see this interesting website

http://www.weeklygripe.co.uk/a140.asp

brizo, says...
8:17pm Thu 11 Jan 07

just for the fun of it this is post 159 on this subject..Tesco 1 car owner 0....

Idle Housewife, says...
8:44pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Perhaps we need a Dangerous Trolleys Act? Was the trolley on a lead and muzzled?
If not why not?

Malc, says...
8:47pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Leave the poor woman alone. It wasn't her fault a mad trolley attacked her

nige, says...
8:59pm Thu 11 Jan 07

**** trolley 'came out of nowhere' I know what thats like,I once had a tree came out of nowhere onto the road and attacked my car,I tried to sue god for growing the tree.....
As for the trolley hurting you,what was it doing? did it threaten you with a sharpened wheel,did it try to get in through the window and steal your purse,or worse still your jumbo pack of donuts?
Get a life you saddo,or better still a 'no win no fee' solicitor.

Dave, says...
9:07pm Thu 11 Jan 07

My goodness what an absolute non story - - Why on earth does it warrant a press story this - It sort of shows what sad lives some people have.

Perhaps if people put their trolleys back in the trolley bays provided these sort of incidents wouldn't happen?

There will be people hurt injured and possibly killed by the strong winds that we are expereincing and this person gets upset that a bit of metal is dented and a supermarket refuse to (rightfully) give her a wad of money for an accident caused by act of God.


rr, says...
9:07pm Thu 11 Jan 07

bet she did it herself. god! have you seen women try and park?

targetdriven.com, says...
9:44pm Thu 11 Jan 07

lets

targetdriven.com, says...
9:45pm Thu 11 Jan 07

make

targetdriven.com, says...
9:45pm Thu 11 Jan 07

two

targetdriven.com, says...
9:46pm Thu 11 Jan 07

hundered

targetdriven.com, says...
9:47pm Thu 11 Jan 07

only

targetdriven.com, says...
9:47pm Thu 11 Jan 07

twenty

targetdriven.com, says...
9:48pm Thu 11 Jan 07

seven

targetdriven.com, says...
9:48pm Thu 11 Jan 07

to

targetdriven.com, says...
9:49pm Thu 11 Jan 07

go..!

Number One Fan, says...
9:53pm Thu 11 Jan 07

I LOVE Julie Dearing, she is a hero and I have decided to start a fan club in her honour (now i've shared I know the scoundrels among you will register her domain juliedearing.co.uk) Am going to make badges up and sell them at fibbers....no at TESCOS of a saturday when its busy!!!!

Sir Alfred, says...
10:07pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Idle Housewife wrote:
Perhaps we need a Dangerous Trolleys Act? Was the trolley on a lead and muzzled? If not why not?
I blame the owners...hold on, no I don't. Sorry, getting confused in the desperate push for 200 comments.

I'm a lady, says...
10:10pm Thu 11 Jan 07

rr wrote:
bet she did it herself. god! have you seen women try and park?
Are you saying that the trolley was stationary and she deliberately drove into it. How rude!

If true, however, I'm sure the trolley has a case against her.

Idle Housewife, says...
10:10pm Thu 11 Jan 07

What time will you be there? Want to be first in the queue. Do I need a trolley to join?

THE TROLLEY, says...
10:16pm Thu 11 Jan 07

hello,I am the trolley in question,on that day I was merely running after a fiver I had dropped when that woman swerved into me.It was me who suffered injuries,humiliation and shame.Where can I turn?I got the sack from Tesco,and now I've having to work at Netto.That woman has ruined my life,my wife has left me and taken both our little trollies.I'm a broken trolly,I'm going to go and throw myself in the Foss.
Hope your all happy.

Sir Ken Morrison, says...
10:35pm Thu 11 Jan 07

THE TROLLEY wrote:
hello,I am the trolley in question,on that day I was merely running after a fiver I had dropped when that woman swerved into me.It was me who suffered injuries,humiliation and shame.Where can I turn?I got the sack from Tesco,and now I've having to work at Netto.That woman has ruined my life,my wife has left me and taken both our little trollies.I'm a broken trolly,I'm going to go and throw myself in the Foss. Hope your all happy.
Whoa there, big fella! You might have heard that I'm coming to York to build one of my corner shops.

Get your shiny little wheels over to mine when it's open and you can work for me. You'll have to have a pound coin operated leash I'm afraid, but that's because of the dangerous trollies act which came into force after this woman called Tony Blair to moan about her car being attacked by you.

In the meantime, enjoy trolling around cases of white lightning at Netto.

Love to Mrs Trolley and the Trolettes.

Idle Husband, says...
10:39pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Idle Housewife wrote:
What time will you be there? Want to be first in the queue. Do I need a trolley to join?
Get yer coat love and a couple of sleeping bags with a flask of tea. We'll see the 200th in together.

No trolley required. Do you want some brandy in that - there's a nip in the air tonight.

Ranulph Fiennes (Sir), says...
10:45pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Dave wrote:
Personally, I am sceptical about her saying that she was on the slip road. From memory I would say there is a slight upslope from the store to the slip road. Some wind!
I heard the trolley in question had strung some carrier bags together to fashion an impromptu sail in order to join myself and my good friend Ray Mears on our latest crazy stunt to walk to some pole or other with all our gear in a shopping trolley.

Damned good show - shows initiative on the trolley's part I say. Shame on you for accusing it of such reckless car-breaking behaviour.

I hear one of its cousins has waterproofed itself with said carrier bags and is now ferrying Ben Fogle and some other bloke on a round the world sailing trip or something.

Fine fellows, these trollies.

Absolutely Hysterical!!, says...
10:50pm Thu 11 Jan 07

I don't know what was funnier. The actual story or all the above comments!!!

Rich, says...
10:56pm Thu 11 Jan 07

The Gibbon Factor wrote:
Mikeachim wrote:
You\'re crying as you write? I\'m crying as I read. This is what online journalism is all about. Power to the people.
I love you!
Don't you go gettin' funky!

Jed, says...
11:24pm Thu 11 Jan 07

My 2 pence:

Trolleys don't move that fast do they? I mean I'm sure you should be able to react in time and brake if the driver was

a) not speeding (I believe there is a very restrictive limit in the car park)

b) paying attention to risks on the side of the road.

I mean it's only going to have rolled off the incline so the speed isn't going to be stellar!

People like this shouldn't drive - it could have easily been a child stepping out - after all it is a car park - not a public road - and drivers should realise that it will contain much more hazzards.

Plus, it's only a cheapo Citroen - just use a copy of the YEP to patch up the damage.

Jed, says...
11:25pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Also:

It's not a new car - 55 plates are nearly 1.5 years old!

Steve, says...
11:33pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Right on Jed!

Tesco should claim off her insurance for a new trolley!

confucius, says...
11:35pm Thu 11 Jan 07

To Idle Housewife.

Fancy coming to my place tomorrow for warm cookies and proverbs?

I'll take off my trolleys for you....

Nearly 200 comments!
And BOY am I gonna be number 200...then I'm going to sell my story to the press!

John Cook, says...
11:36pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Amazed48 wrote:
Hi CM, you wrote;

But based on that, if a Tesco trolley (which a customer had removed) \"came out of nowhere\" and hit you in, say, Water Lane, are you saying it\'s their responsibility? Obviously unlikely to happen. Just looking at it from another angle.


No, I\'m saying that just within the car-park and the surrounding streets.
But I suppose if the imaginary trolley had been fitted with one of those securement devices you could say at least Tescos had done their best to prevent it ending up in Water Lane. They do nothing presently!
OMFG, you are kidding. They could have 'done their best' by employing 1 member of staff per trolley to follow it around and make sure women didn't drive into it. Would that make sense? No it was an accident cause primarily by a driver not aware of her surroundings

Amazed48, says...
11:42pm Thu 11 Jan 07

John Cook wrote;
OMFG, you are kidding. They could have 'done their best' by employing 1 member of staff per trolley to follow it around and make sure women didn't drive into it. Would that make sense? No it was an accident cause primarily by a driver not aware of her surroundings


Don't be crazy John. They should have taken reasonable countermeasures which means a simple cheap securement system not a member of staff for each trolley ! Doh!

Mabel, says...
11:43pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Some people don't appear to understand how serious this story is. My sister, Agatha (God rest her soul) was almost killed three times by shopping trolleys being hurled through the air.



I got her with a frozen chicken though, so that's alright.

Donkey Puncher, says...
11:45pm Thu 11 Jan 07

I do feel an urge to go park some trolleys in a garden on Stuart Road, Acomb.

Aranging them in a "menacing" fashion facing the front door.

John Cook, says...
11:46pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Amazed48 wrote:
John Cook wrote;
OMFG, you are kidding. They could have 'done their best' by employing 1 member of staff per trolley to follow it around and make sure women didn't drive into it. Would that make sense? No it was an accident cause primarily by a driver not aware of her surroundings


Don't be crazy John. They should have taken reasonable countermeasures which means a simple cheap securement system not a member of staff for each trolley ! Doh!
Simple...Cheap... Do you have any idea how much those securement systems cost? I am sure Tesco could employ either dole scroungers, or illegal imigrants to do the job for half the cost

Donkey Puncher, says...
11:48pm Thu 11 Jan 07

John Cook wrote:
Amazed48 wrote: John Cook wrote;
OMFG, you are kidding. They could have 'done their best' by employing 1 member of staff per trolley to follow it around and make sure women didn't drive into it. Would that make sense? No it was an accident cause primarily by a driver not aware of her surroundings
Don't be crazy John. They should have taken reasonable countermeasures which means a simple cheap securement system not a member of staff for each trolley ! Doh!
Simple...Cheap... Do you have any idea how much those securement systems cost? I am sure Tesco could employ either dole scroungers, or illegal imigrants to do the job for half the cost
Spot on John; dole Scoungers, such like the "victim" - she could pay for her repairs by earning minimum wage trolley spotting.

They could arm her with a taser, in case the trolleys get out of hand.

Amazed48, says...
11:51pm Thu 11 Jan 07

John (Captain)Cook wrote;
Simple...Cheap... Do you have any idea how much those securement systems cost? I am sure Tesco could employ either dole scroungers, or illegal imigrants to do the job for half the cost


Such racist comments John!! Dear dear, I thought inciting racial hatred was a crime these days?

The securement systems are relatively cheap to a company that makes ££ millions everyday...

John Reid, says...
11:52pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Don't be crazy John. They should have taken reasonable countermeasures which means a simple cheap securement system not a member of staff for each trolley ! Doh!


Tag them then flog them is what I say. They should be held in detention without trial and then have their thumbprints taken to ensure they are no longer a threat to national security. Well, the Citroen driving minority of the population anyway.

John Cook, says...
11:53pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Amazed48 wrote:
John (Captain)Cook wrote;
Simple...Cheap... Do you have any idea how much those securement systems cost? I am sure Tesco could employ either dole scroungers, or illegal imigrants to do the job for half the cost


Such racist comments John!! Dear dear, I thought inciting racial hatred was a crime these days?

The securement systems are relatively cheap to a company that makes ££ millions everyday...
I didn't realise that calling imigrants with no legal standing to be in this country as 'illegal imigrants' was racist... hmmm. I would try a dictionary next time you think about posting

Idle Husband, says...
11:54pm Thu 11 Jan 07

confucius wrote:
To Idle Housewife. Fancy coming to my place tomorrow for warm cookies and proverbs? I'll take off my trolleys for you.... Nearly 200 comments! And BOY am I gonna be number 200...then I'm going to sell my story to the press!
Oi, Confucius, keep your fortune cookie mitts off Idle Housewife unless you want a biff on the hooter.

You're welcome to join us in the sleeping bags while we camp out for number 200 though, but keep yer trolliew on.

Confucius, says...
11:55pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Confucius say;

I will be posting Number 200 for sure!

(Press please contact me for story)

Angry Pirate, says...
11:56pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Amazed48 wrote:
John (Captain)Cook wrote;
Simple...Cheap... Do you have any idea how much those securement systems cost? I am sure Tesco could employ either dole scroungers, or illegal imigrants to do the job for half the cost
Such racist comments John!! Dear dear, I thought inciting racial hatred was a crime these days? The securement systems are relatively cheap to a company that makes ££ millions everyday...
How is using the term "illegal imigrants" racist?

It's a known fact that illegals will work for less than min-wage....

Petty minded ignorami such as yourself are what ruin this country.

You obviously have no concept of basic business. A company only spends money on systems such as you mention to save money. As they don't have a problem with your family stealing their trolleys (you seem to prefer Nettos) then they can live without it.

Companies are not kind and fluffy, they only think in terms of margins.

What is it with the world today? Can nobody accept that this pikey of a woman (who looks at least a couple of chromosones short of a full set) could have avoided this, had she any car control and road awareness?

Confucius, says...
11:56pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Confucius say;

I will be posting Number 200 for sure!

(Press please contact me for story)

Cleveland Steamer, says...
11:56pm Thu 11 Jan 07

200 is me!

Wal Mart, says...
11:57pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Amazed48 said

The securement systems are relatively cheap to a company that makes ££ millions everyday...


Have you got shares in the damned things? You've been on about them all day!

Idle Husband, says...
11:58pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Confucius wrote:
Confucius say; I will be posting Number 200 for sure! (Press please contact me for story)
Close, but no cigar, and no Idle Housewife either, you cheeky blighter.

Confucius, says...
11:58pm Thu 11 Jan 07

Cleveland Steamer: I hate you!

I lose 200...me die.

You no more have chips with number 37!

John Cook, says...
12:02am Fri 12 Jan 07

I think in all honesty that Tesco has a case against her. Assuming that the trolley (Which we all know is basically a wire mesh) was propelled by the wind into her path, and she was driving in a manor in which she was unable to avoid it, then clearly she is guilty of driving without due care and attention. Lock her up and get her Pikey kids into a home, where they can be cared for by a human being who desreves to breath the same air as me

Idle Husband, says...
12:03am Fri 12 Jan 07

Alabama Hot Pocket wrote:
Confucius wrote:
Close, but no cigar, and no Idle Housewife either, you cheeky blighter.
You want threesome? ;-)
Make it a four-some :O
Oh, go on then - we have to do something special to celebrate a 200 posting on trolley rage in York.

Amazed48, says...
12:03am Fri 12 Jan 07

Wal Mart wrote:
Amazed48 said
The securement systems are relatively cheap to a company that makes ££ millions everyday...
Have you got shares in the damned things? You\'ve been on about them all day!
Er...yes





Not really you bono.
Goodnight!

Geord, says...
12:05am Fri 12 Jan 07

Amazed48 wrote:
Wal Mart wrote: Amazed48 said
The securement systems are relatively cheap to a company that makes ££ millions everyday...
Have you got shares in the damned things? You\'ve been on about them all day!
Er...yes Not really you bono. Goodnight!
Obviously a closet "securement" fetishest....

Get's his missus to tie him up and he needs to put a £1 in to release him self.

Fast food man, says...
12:06am Fri 12 Jan 07

Confucius wrote:
Close, but no cigar, and no Idle Housewife either, you cheeky blighter.
You want threesome? ;-)
No.3 - isn't that spicy pork balls...?

Wal Mart, says...
12:09am Fri 12 Jan 07

Amazed48 wrote:
Wal Mart wrote: Amazed48 said
The securement systems are relatively cheap to a company that makes ££ millions everyday...
Have you got shares in the damned things? You\'ve been on about them all day!
Er...yes Not really you bono. Goodnight!
I've never been called a bono before. I feel quite humbled.

If you put a pound in my slot I might release myself for you.

Go on, unleash the tiger - you know you want to ;o)

Newsflash, says...
12:10am Fri 12 Jan 07

North Eastern Parka Wearer beats Yorkie into Pole Position

Tonight an OUTSIDER from the North-East, Mz Cleveland Steamer pounded the indiginous Confucius into second place for the "York Press 200th Posting on Trolley Madness Award"
Despite Confucius's attempts at cheating by pressing the 'post comment' button several times, Cleveland Steamer used 'Middleborogh Pickpocket Tactics' to boot Confucius into second place.

Confucius said "Me beaten, me die"
Cleveland Steamer commented " Ha-way then...where's the Monkey? I wanna hang it!"

ROLF MAYO-XXX, says...
12:12am Fri 12 Jan 07

ZOMG Tesco should built a trolley **** robot tank and then let husbands smash it into parked cars by remote control while the wife does the shopping. WTFBBQBYOB!!!

Amazed 48, says...
12:13am Fri 12 Jan 07

Hoi! Quit impersonating me.
I didn't post the last 2 comments attributed to me...

Amazed 48, says...
12:14am Fri 12 Jan 07

Amazed 48 wrote:
Hoi! Quit impersonating me. I didn't post the last 2 comments attributed to me...
Ignore me - I'm in two minds tonight

Amazed 48, says...
12:15am Fri 12 Jan 07

I didn't post this one either.

Amazed 48, says...
12:15am Fri 12 Jan 07

Schizophrenia is such a terrible burden to me

Amazed 48, says...
12:15am Fri 12 Jan 07

Amazed 48 wrote:
I didn't post this one either.
Yes I did...

Morrisey the Consumer Monkey, says...
12:17am Fri 12 Jan 07

We demand free clubcard points with every trolley smash.

Amazed 48, says...
12:17am Fri 12 Jan 07

Amazed 48 wrote:
Schizophrenia is such a terrible burden to me
Well shove a pound up my ar*e and call me Mary!

Amazed48, says...
12:17am Fri 12 Jan 07

Identity theft is crime pal...and they have your IP address so STOP IMPERSONATING ME!

Amazed 48, says...
12:18am Fri 12 Jan 07

I'm Amazed 48 and so's my wife.

Amazed48, says...
12:18am Fri 12 Jan 07

My other personality is behind a proxy so they don't have it's IP.

So stfu

Amazed 48, says...
12:19am Fri 12 Jan 07

Amazed 48 wrote:
I\\\'m Amazed 48 and so\\\'s my wife.
No I'm Amazed 48

Amazed 48, says...
12:19am Fri 12 Jan 07

Amazed 48 wrote:
Amazed 48 wrote: I\\\'m Amazed 48 and so\\\'s my wife.
No I'm Amazed 48
No I'm Amazed 48!

Mastic, says...
12:20am Fri 12 Jan 07

just be grateful it wasn't a trolley full of little fluffy kittens.

Amazed 48, says...
12:20am Fri 12 Jan 07

Nom, I'm Spartacus!

er...

Amazed 48

King Oswy, says...
12:21am Fri 12 Jan 07

Newsflash wrote:
North Eastern Parka Wearer beats Yorkie into Pole Position Tonight an OUTSIDER from the North-East, Mz Cleveland Steamer pounded the indiginous Confucius into second place for the "York Press 200th Posting on Trolley Madness Award" Despite Confucius's attempts at cheating by pressing the 'post comment' button several times, Cleveland Steamer used 'Middleborogh Pickpocket Tactics' to boot Confucius into second place. Confucius said "Me beaten, me die" Cleveland Steamer commented " Ha-way then...where's the Monkey? I wanna hang it!"
See you down the King Oswy - you deserve a pint for that!

The Genuine Amazed48, says...
12:23am Fri 12 Jan 07

Some dick head has stolen my identity. Why do they think it's anonymous when they leave forensic evidence including IP data everywhere?
I will of course have them traced and banned but there you are....it's another case for moderated forums.
Goodnight. I won't write any more..sorry.
My genuine comments were made much earlier today...

Cruella, says...
12:24am Fri 12 Jan 07

Mastic wrote:
just be grateful it wasn't a trolley full of little fluffy kittens.
I was hoping it would be full of Dalmatians...

Wee, says...
12:28am Fri 12 Jan 07

Lets all say 3 things
1) Proxy Server
2) Anonym.To
3) Who the f**k would spend their time reading through server logs because some girl was crying that 'he used my name' on an UNMODERATED comments page. Grow up and stick to the topic please

Amazed48, says...
12:29am Fri 12 Jan 07

Poo had his head on his desk as he barely scribbled..

Do you know how intensive computer forensics are?

Do you know what an IP address or a proxy server is?

I'm sure everyone will jump to your case and "trace" the offender...really...

I love half wits like you who know one or two key anocryms and call themselves IT experts.

Go home and stick a pound up your ar*e.


Go to bed you witless drunken moron!

Amazed48's mum, says...
12:35am Fri 12 Jan 07

Amazed48 wrote:
Poo had his head on his desk as he barely scribbled..

Do you know how intensive computer forensics are?

Do you know what an IP address or a proxy server is?

I'm sure everyone will jump to your case and "trace" the offender...really...

I love half wits like you who know one or two key anocryms and call themselves IT experts.

Go home and stick a pound up your ar*e.


Go to bed you witless drunken moron!
'Witless drunken moron', hmmm... I have always found him quite entertaining

Confucius, says...
12:39am Fri 12 Jan 07

Confucius say;

He who copies another man's identity is dumb and shall have smaller portion of boiled rice EVERY time! (especially in prison)

KL lass, says...
1:22am Fri 12 Jan 07

Oh God.....ROFL....what a laugh reading all these 'comments'

TG, says...
2:05am Fri 12 Jan 07

Would make a good story line for an episode of Dr Who - we've already had the renegade shop mannequins - now the trolleys get their turn.

Jack, says...
3:04am Fri 12 Jan 07

Lock her up and get her Pikey kids into a home, where they can be cared for by a human being who desreves to breath the same air as me

Why the **** would anyone want a care worker to choke on petrol fumes?

GGNORE, says...
3:10am Fri 12 Jan 07

lol @ noobs tbh

Clare B, says...
7:18am Fri 12 Jan 07

richard wrote:
Several hundreds of pounds to repair it? WHat she having it repaired with? Gold? Whats to say she isn\'t just a typical woman driver and drove into the trolley while applying make up in the rear view mirrow
Yeah, gold extracted from the teeth of the male who abandoned the shopping trolley instead of parking it in its bay

An American, says...
8:50am Fri 12 Jan 07

Amazed 48 wrote:
Hoi! Quit impersonating me. I didn't post the last 2 comments attributed to me...
I get impersonated too, there's nothing you can do about it.

I won't contribute again.., says...
9:47am Fri 12 Jan 07

I write with sadness.
I am the real guy behind the original Amazed48 identity.
My identity has been stolen many times on this forum.

The one line insults are really not my style. (e.g to An American)

Sadly I won't contribute again - I guess the moderated version is the only way.

So readers, any further use of my name is not me !

Idle Housewife, says...
9:52am Fri 12 Jan 07

Morning everyone and a special one for you Confucius ! I've moved on to lorry drivers driving past their own homes ! Sorry I couldn't make it boys but the trolley broke down!

The Dodger, says...
9:56am Fri 12 Jan 07

I used to work with her, she stole lots of sweets and tried to sue tesco for making her look like a big flabby growler, didnt work, so shes trying to get them some over way, splitarse.

Idle Husband, says...
11:33am Fri 12 Jan 07

Idle Housewife wrote:
Morning everyone and a special one for you Confucius ! I've moved on to lorry drivers driving past their own homes ! Sorry I couldn't make it boys but the trolley broke down!
**sniff** I'm gutted. She's taken the sleeping bags and my best flask too.

Thanks for the good times Idle Housewife. I'm off to see if one of the cheeky girls is still single.

daz, says...
2:05pm Fri 12 Jan 07

Has April 1st come early this year ...

April 1st, says...
3:11pm Fri 12 Jan 07

Ja, ich komme!

zomg, says...
3:16pm Fri 12 Jan 07

Posted by: I won't contribute again.. on 9:47am today
I write with sadness.

You'll get over it.
Don't worry, so will we.

SEN, says...
3:39pm Fri 12 Jan 07

Hadn't realised there was a special needs forum.

brizo, says...
3:47pm Fri 12 Jan 07

I want to be the last post on this subject please tell me when you all have finished so i can have that claim to fame in my sad and lonely life, trolleyman.t**co.co.uk
are we going for a record here?

Posh, says...
7:14pm Fri 12 Jan 07

Living down Stuart road it was only a matter of time before she got her car damaged.. lucky she's still got it at all

YK, says...
11:55pm Fri 12 Jan 07

stupid fat ****

I won't contribute again.., says...
3:40am Sat 13 Jan 07

So readers, any further use of my name is not me

Disregard that. I suck ****!

MarkW, says...
9:33pm Sat 13 Jan 07

Isn't the speed limit supposed to be 10mph round there. Sounds like this lady may have been going too fast. Lucky it was only a child which "stepped" infront of her recklessly driven vehicle (allegedly) and not a small child!

MarkW, says...
9:38pm Sat 13 Jan 07

Sorry about the above - I meant to say, "lucky it was only a trolley and not a child who stepped infront of her car".

I was so upset thinking of my own seven year old daughter bouncing off a recklessly driven car, that I forgot to check my comment before posting. My mistake - but then at least no-one died as a result of this - whereas dangerous driving CAN kill!

julie, says...
6:45pm Mon 15 Jan 07

The Dodger wrote:
I used to work with her, she stole lots of sweets and tried to sue tesco for making her look like a big flabby growler, didnt work, so shes trying to get them some over way, splitarse.
id like to know why most people on here have to get so nasty and personal, a lot of the comments have gone off the point and have started to slag her off for bein ova weight and driving fast. How do you know she was speeding for gods sake MARK W and what has her weight got to do with anything THEDODGER Yes there are a lot more important issues in this world than her car but there is no need to be so personal and nasty. It would be interestin 2c if you would say these comments to her face, but i doubt u wud, its nice n safe on ur computer aint it....whimps xxx

The Dodger, says...
7:33pm Wed 17 Jan 07

julie wrote:
The Dodger wrote: I used to work with her, she stole lots of sweets and tried to sue tesco for making her look like a big flabby growler, didnt work, so shes trying to get them some over way, splitarse.
id like to know why most people on here have to get so nasty and personal, a lot of the comments have gone off the point and have started to slag her off for bein ova weight and driving fast. How do you know she was speeding for gods sake MARK W and what has her weight got to do with anything THEDODGER Yes there are a lot more important issues in this world than her car but there is no need to be so personal and nasty. It would be interestin 2c if you would say these comments to her face, but i doubt u wud, its nice n safe on ur computer aint it....whimps xxx
Its spelt wimps darling, get it right.

Ed. Note, says...
10:48pm Fri 19 Jan 07

Jasper is playing lead role in Othello at the Royal Shakespeare Theatre.

Fat Man's Lunch, says...
8:22am Sun 21 Jan 07

I worked at Tesco with the ming hag too, she got sacked for slapping a gay bloke, WHILE she was union rep and H&S rep, hmmm she's such a model citizen, so I think the clapped out old trout should just give up trying to blame her pathetic existence on the mighty Tesco empire and realize that her failings are all her own doings and being unable to drive round a car park (something which is one of the first things done in lessons) is just the tip of the ice-berg!

Oh, and her sister has no chin!

300 comments, says...
7:27pm Sun 21 Jan 07

Does anyone think this will make 300 comments?

The Dodger, says...
7:43pm Sun 21 Jan 07

300 comments wrote:
Does anyone think this will make 300 comments?
Yes

The Dodger, says...
7:46pm Sun 21 Jan 07

Couldn't agree more, her and her "No chin" sister, fell ot of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, they enjoyed the ride so much they joined tha back of the queue for another go, Aiiiiiii.

T Rolley, says...
9:47am Mon 22 Jan 07

You drove into me, now one of my front wheels is wonky, you'll be hearing from my insurance company soon...

Norman Lee Sensible, says...
10:14am Mon 22 Jan 07

I am shocked and disgusted at some of the comments on here. Do you people not realise how distressing a trolley attack can be? My trolleys were in a right state when I read this!

T Rolley, says...
10:16am Mon 22 Jan 07

Anyone for a bit of car bashing later? see you by the side of the road about half seven.

Dave Lee Travis, says...
10:21am Mon 22 Jan 07

As a world famous radio presenter, I am appalled that such a tragedy is not being properly adressed by Tesco. I will never shop there again, nor will any of my famous mates, like simon le Bon and that. Unless they have designer jeans on special, obviously.

Sloth Fratelli, says...
10:31am Mon 22 Jan 07

I think Tony Blair need to take a good look at this disturbing issue of these 'suicide trolleys'. what will terrorists think of next? jumping aboard a packed commuter train with explosives tied to there waists? come on Tony, get it sorted. I voted for you, you t***.

Gordon Brown, says...
10:38am Mon 22 Jan 07

In response to your above comment Mr. Fratelli, I would like to assure you that when I'M in charge there'll be no of this "rogue trolley" carry on. Oh no. But I think we are being sidetracked from the real issue here , which is that fat and/or ugly people have no business behind the wheel anyway. I mean, come on! The only way that this freak could be uglier is if it had ginger hair! String them up, that's what I say.

Gary Goatse, says...
10:40am Mon 22 Jan 07

I was injured by a 'runaway' trolley just last week, while I was carrying out my usual goatse manoeuvre a trolly came out of nowhere and ended up my jacksie. Asda here i come...

Terry "chained to a radiator" Waite, says...
10:56am Mon 22 Jan 07

The real issue here is that it was a Polish trolley, in the country illegally, and working for just £1 an hour! Oh, no, laugh if you want, but I'm going round there right now, and , well, lets just say that there's one trolley that won't be attacking the innocent any more.

B.Ladder, says...
11:02am Mon 22 Jan 07

In response to Terry Waites rant, instead of complaining about the Polish coming to our country, why dont you turn your attention to your overgrown allotment? My fruit and veg wont grow because your 37 foot tall turnips are blocking all the sunlight.

Joker, says...
11:16am Mon 22 Jan 07

What's the difference between a Blonde and a Supermarket Trolley?
A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Trolley Dolly, says...
11:59am Mon 22 Jan 07

I've found a place where we can boogie !! Smack that !!
till you get sore !!
Smack that !!
BOOOOOOM

haha
Well what i can say hey Trolley Wolley Dolley =]

:D:D:D:D

Trevor Richard Olley, says...
12:09pm Mon 22 Jan 07

It seems that someone has been posting on here using my name. I would never take such a serious issue as this lightly. Global warming? The war in Iraq? Oh, no - some nougat has bounced her car off a trolley in Tescos car park. Now THAT is important!

Trolley Dolly, says...
12:28pm Mon 22 Jan 07

OH OH my dear Trevor dont forget the poor people in Africa !!
But this is just so much more important it wasnt just any car you know it was a Citroen C3 a BLUE one now hold that bus :D:D

Trolley Dolly, says...
12:36pm Mon 22 Jan 07

Wait did i say hold that bus i meant Trolley seen as though someone killed a car with one :D:D

Possesed Trolly, says...
1:02pm Mon 22 Jan 07

The wheels on the trolly go round & round - round & round - round & round ...............

Insert funny comment here, says...
1:16pm Mon 22 Jan 07

I don't live in York - and I don't shop at Tesco. But I DO like to shag birds up the wrong 'un. Coincidence? I think not.

Mini Ha Ha, says...
2:19pm Mon 22 Jan 07

Grow up you lot, im this is a serious issue we are dealing with here and is not in the slightest bit funny. What is funny is that im only 2'3" tall and double incontinent. I shop at Tesco and find that I cant reach the trolly handle so resort to pushing it around. Sometimes these trollys get out of control and think this is the case here.

JohnReid, says...
3:24pm Mon 22 Jan 07

Rest assured that the government is doing all in its power to ensure that acts of trolly terrorism are never again perpetrated on these shores. To that end, I am calling for new legislation that will give police extended powers to arrest and hold trollies, shopping baskets and any other meshed containers suspected of plotting future attacks.

Andrew Michael Bulancechaser, says...
3:31pm Mon 22 Jan 07

I am the legal representative of the couple in question, and I feel that some of these comments are intended to be humourous. Now don't get me wrong, I like a laugh as much as the next man, but this is serious. Have you no compassion for the distress this family of numptys have suffered? I bet she s*** herself when the rogue trolley careered out of nowhere and launched itself at their car. I will be wanting at least...oohh.. I dunno...2 million quid? A nice drink, anyway.

Trolley Dolly, says...
3:35pm Mon 22 Jan 07

Every Little Helps :D
Watch out crashing trolleys about !!

totally irrelevant but maybe helpful, says...
3:37pm Mon 22 Jan 07

Not all veruccas are the same, varying from single growths to clusters of warts through to mosaic types of veruccas which can be quite large. As such, the choice of treatment a chiropodist might apply will vary according to the individual patient and to the type of verucca they present.



Many people report that their veruccas clear up after a beach holiday, where the combined effects of salt water and sand are of great benefit. Other home treatments occasionally recommended by chiropodists include bathing the feet nightly in a saturated solution of vinegar and salt; or applying garlic paste every few days, then rubbing the area with a pumice stone and reapplying the garlic paste. Unfortunately, veruccas have a habit of apparently clearing up completely and then, when you think it’s safe to go back in the water, reappearing having lain dormant for some time. So be vigilant.

Trolley Dolly, says...
4:01pm Mon 22 Jan 07

Thats beautiful information :D

Tony Onion, says...
4:26pm Mon 22 Jan 07

Pickled or not I hate onions, in fact my nickname for onions is 'The Devils Apples'. I also don't like trollys.

totally irrelevant but may be helpful, says...
5:27pm Mon 22 Jan 07

Trolley Dolly wrote:
Thats beautiful information :D
Thanks!

You like it? Want more?

This time; "Preparing a rabbit for table"

Skinning

As this part of the operation can be messy, you can elect to do it outside (weather permitting), and it should be carried out on an impervious surface such as polythene or a worktop. Do not use newspaper as the print is very difficult to remove from the meat. A plastic 'builders rubble' type bag can be used.

Lay the rabbit on its back, head towards you and on the left side of the opening that it was gutted through, start to separate the skin from the meat - it's not that dissimilar from opening a book. Work round to the other side until you have separated the meat from the skin right round.

Put your left hand under the skin and grip the rabbit. It should be quite easy using the other hand to peel off the rest of the skin.


Jurassic2, says...
5:28pm Mon 22 Jan 07

Let's hope after the True Brit trollies have smashed up all the French cars they will start on the golden delicious and onion soup.

Vera Duckworth, says...
7:01pm Mon 22 Jan 07

Well with me being from corrie i got to admit i do love pickled onions & golden delicious So Tony Onion i disagree with you there pickled onions are the best food going you can have onion soup,onion gravey,onion stew,onion curry,onion kebab,onion cake,onion with fish and cheese topped with jam !!
Allsorts of different things !!

But well Trolleys hae the god **** things You never guess what well i was walking to tesco one and and his trolley just blew right into me It nearly killed me i just could'nt believe It !!

Ahh well i got over it but the thing i didnt get over was i was wearing Versace boots and the trolley got the dirty *sob sob*


beeeeeeep, says...
7:08pm Mon 22 Jan 07

beep

yoyoyoyo, says...
7:10pm Mon 22 Jan 07

totally irrelevant but may be helpful wrote:
Trolley Dolly wrote: Thats beautiful information :D
Thanks! You like it? Want more? This time; \"Preparing a rabbit for table\" Skinning As this part of the operation can be messy, you can elect to do it outside (weather permitting), and it should be carried out on an impervious surface such as polythene or a worktop. Do not use newspaper as the print is very difficult to remove from the meat. A plastic \'builders rubble\' type bag can be used. Lay the rabbit on its back, head towards you and on the left side of the opening that it was gutted through, start to separate the skin from the meat - it\'s not that dissimilar from opening a book. Work round to the other side until you have separated the meat from the skin right round. Put your left hand under the skin and grip the rabbit. It should be quite easy using the other hand to peel off the rest of the skin.
Beautiful JUST Beautiful

totally irrelevant but may be helpful, says...
9:58pm Mon 22 Jan 07

yoyoyoyo wrote;
Beautiful JUST Beautiful!


THANKS!
You like it? you want more?

This time;

Head Lice

About half of the children affected will notice itching of their scalps which draws attention to the problem. The lice themselves are small, about the length of a match head, and may be difficult to see, as their colour is often close to the hair colour.

Newly laid eggs are usually close to the scalp (about 1.5cm or about 0.5in) and as the hair grows this, and subsequently the empty sac, once it is hatched, will move further from the scalp.

When the egg is still in the sac it is small and rather dull in colour, and difficult to see. Once the egg has hatched, (7-10 days) the sac is white, and easier to see.

Head louse (Pediculus capitis) only affects humans, and cannot be passed on to, or caught from animals.

The best way to check on the presence of lice, if you are not sure, is to use the following lice detection regime:

Wash the hair as normal.
Apply conditioner liberally, including the full length of long hair.
Lay out white tissues over which you will comb the hair.
Comb the hair through with a normal comb first, to get rid of any knots.
With a fine tooth comb ("nit comb"), starting from the roots of the hairs, comb out along the complete length of the hair. After each stroke check the comb for lice and wipe it clean. Work systematically around the whole head of hair.
Rinse the hair as normal.

Gary Goatse, says...
10:44pm Mon 22 Jan 07

... anyone want lice?

Andy Capp, says...
12:05am Tue 23 Jan 07

Getting back to the real purpose of this post which is being the issue of 'rogue trollys' can i just add that I have not been able to feel my legs for 34 years now. Its not a funny thing to joke about, when our lass want's a 'leg over' it knocks my confidence to s***. If anyone wants to roger my wife and not mind her rimming them in the process then please feel free to e-mail her. Mind you, shes is only 2'3" tall and stinks of p*** and s***. She also pushes a trolly around in Tesco's on a saturday afternoon. And eats dogs eggs for supper.

Ian Comprehensible, says...
1:59am Tue 23 Jan 07

I tell you what, I think Tesco's trolleys are smashing. You only pay a pound, and you can take it away with you! I've got f***ing dozens of them.

Trolley Dolly, says...
8:57am Tue 23 Jan 07

totally irrelevant but may be helpful wrote:
yoyoyoyo wrote;
Beautiful JUST Beautiful!
THANKS! You like it? you want more? This time; Head Lice About half of the children affected will notice itching of their scalps which draws attention to the problem. The lice themselves are small, about the length of a match head, and may be difficult to see, as their colour is often close to the hair colour. Newly laid eggs are usually close to the scalp (about 1.5cm or about 0.5in) and as the hair grows this, and subsequently the empty sac, once it is hatched, will move further from the scalp. When the egg is still in the sac it is small and rather dull in colour, and difficult to see. Once the egg has hatched, (7-10 days) the sac is white, and easier to see. Head louse (Pediculus capitis) only affects humans, and cannot be passed on to, or caught from animals. The best way to check on the presence of lice, if you are not sure, is to use the following lice detection regime: Wash the hair as normal. Apply conditioner liberally, including the full length of long hair. Lay out white tissues over which you will comb the hair. Comb the hair through with a normal comb first, to get rid of any knots. With a fine tooth comb (\"nit comb\"), starting from the roots of the hairs, comb out along the complete length of the hair. After each stroke check the comb for lice and wipe it clean. Work systematically around the whole head of hair. Rinse the hair as normal.
Your just such a wonderul person with information thats just beautiful !!

Theatrical Talent Scout, says...
9:01am Tue 23 Jan 07

"Trolley!"
The Musical

By Andrew Lloyd Webber

Auditions will be held on Saturday afternoons in Tesco's Clifton Moor Car Park.

You've all seen how it was done for Connie with "How do you solve a problem like Maria?" Well now we are chosing the lead role in "Trolley"

Contestants must be able to dance and sing both unaccompanied and whilst swinging a trolley towards cars.
Please contact me for an entry form.

Trolley Dolly, says...
9:03am Tue 23 Jan 07

*sing this song in rehab style*
They tryed to make me go to rehab but i said No No No !!
Trolleys are bad but i am glad !!
I dont ever want to drink again !!
Tescooooooo is for peopleeee !!
No No NO !!
I aint got the time for her being so lameeee !!
Mrs dearing is too Blameeee !!

Waterstones Insider, says...
9:09am Tue 23 Jan 07

The Trolley Chronicles
will be published on 2nd February.

They are a collection of hilarious trolley capers from across the world.
For example, the trolley-pushing moth of Chile, the trolley yielding maniac of Montana and the Citroen automobile-bashed victim of York.

ISBN 345-5678-8475-756
Price £16.99 Hardback

totally irrelevant but may be helpful, says...
9:16am Tue 23 Jan 07

Trolley Dolly wrote;
Your just such a wonderul person with information thats just beautiful !!


Thank you for inspiring me. You have made my day!
I have lots of interesting information on ear wax removal which I was going to post but I really want to give others a chance. Thanks once again for your kind words.
Geoffrey Scuttlebottom X

bedster, says...
9:17am Tue 23 Jan 07

Andy Capp wrote:
Getting back to the real purpose of this post which is being the issue of 'rogue trollys' can i just add that I have not been able to feel my legs for 34 years now. Its not a funny thing to joke about, when our lass want's a 'leg over' it knocks my confidence to s***. If anyone wants to roger my wife and not mind her rimming them in the process then please feel free to e-mail her. Mind you, shes is only 2'3" tall and stinks of p*** and s***. She also pushes a trolly around in Tesco's on a saturday afternoon. And eats dogs eggs for supper.
I too can feel Julies pain, as i was once beaten to within an inch of my life by rouge trollys in Jacksons in Bridlington.

I was mearley walking through the car park when set upon by two family sized trollys and a wire basket, after i fended them off i was struck from behind by a wooden pallet and i was left for dead.

I asked Jacksons for compo and what did i get? P*ss All thats what i got.
Just scars, bruises and post traumatic stress, believe me punters... when trollys attack they really do take a deep bite and if you see an angry pallet coming for you, keep out of its way cos they hurt too.

totally irrelevant but may be helpful, says...
9:18am Tue 23 Jan 07

Trolley Dolly wrote:
*sing this song in rehab style* They tryed to make me go to rehab but i said No No No !! Trolleys are bad but i am glad !! I dont ever want to drink again !! Tescooooooo is for peopleeee !! No No NO !! I aint got the time for her being so lameeee !! Mrs dearing is too Blameeee !!
Lovely song! Well done!

Confucius, says...
9:19am Tue 23 Jan 07

Confucius say
I am 300! Yippee!

Trolley Dolly, says...
4:35pm Tue 23 Jan 07

totally irrelevant but may be helpful wrote:
Trolley Dolly wrote: *sing this song in rehab style* They tryed to make me go to rehab but i said No No No !! Trolleys are bad but i am glad !! I dont ever want to drink again !! Tescooooooo is for peopleeee !! No No NO !! I aint got the time for her being so lameeee !! Mrs dearing is too Blameeee !!
Lovely song! Well done!
Thanks you know your like a inspiration !!

With all your facts !!


totally irrelevant but may be helpful, says...
5:16pm Tue 23 Jan 07

Thanks you know your like a inspiration !!


With all your facts !!
Why, Thank you!


I have lots of very interesting facts on diverse subjects. You can see more on my website
www.Iamtotallybonkersandimsendingyoutoatotallyficticiouswebsite.com

chris, says...
12:21am Wed 24 Jan 07

My car has been damaged in a B&Q car park by 2 trolleys during the gales last Thursday.They where blown out of one of the areas designated for them.I reported this to them and they said they would look into it.
B&Q have just told me it is parked at my own risk.

My argument is that these trolleys are supposed to be marshalled and should be secure like they are at supermarkets where they are chained together and you need £1 to use one.

That apparently is not their problem but I asked the question if I or a member of the public i.e a child had been hit what then? That went unanswered
Surely this could be a health and safety issue due to sheer negligence?

If they where secure this would not have happened but it could also happen to someone else in the future.

Chris

Ping, says...
7:13am Wed 24 Jan 07

Cant be bothered to read all the comments, and someone probably has already put this. But i work in the retail industry (for one of tesco's rivals) and our policy is that we are not held responsible for any damage or loss of items within our car park. I'm probably sure, tesco's, like us has a sign displaying this notice somewhere around the carpark, if so, they definately do not have to pay up. Its just stupid what people claim for these days.

The Trolley, says...
11:15pm Wed 24 Jan 07

Sue Tesco's?
I'm going to sue her, there I was going out for a quiet roll, when out of nowhere, she crashes into me!
Knocked me for six she did.

Burst Bag, says...
12:13pm Sun 28 Jan 07

Any one know how to fix a leaking colostomy bag? Mine has just burst on the way back from Tesco's.

inteligent person here, says...
9:00am Tue 30 Jan 07

why has the plot gone so far off the main story

becky, lancaster says...
1:00pm Thu 1 Feb 07

please see

http://www.thewestmorlandgazette.co.uk/news/newsgazette/display.var.1151898.0.0.php

for an equally daft story...

Spike, London says...
1:09pm Fri 2 Feb 07

It was lucjy she didn't spill her chips when she swerved violently. The burns alone could have been dreadful.

Nick, says...
3:44pm Fri 2 Feb 07

Can we have a national referendum on the issue? We could throw in whether to join the Euro as a side issue...

J Wheel, Bearsden says...
7:22pm Thu 8 Feb 07

I think that it's shocking that supermarket trolleys can go about damaging people's property like this. But, at least it's not like the present crime wave in the Lake District -http://www.thewestmorlandgazette.co.uk/news/newsgazette/display.var.1151898.0.0.php