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Farmer’s shock at cow sex attack

10:28am Saturday 7th July 2007

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POLICE have received reports of a man having sex with a cow.

The shocking incident is said to have happened in the early hours of the morning in Skipwith.

A passer-by saw a young man with what is believed to have been an English longhorn cow and when challenged the man pulled up his brief-style underwear and rode off on a bicycle.

Police say it is not the first time an incident of this nature in Skipwith - which is between York and Selby - has been reported to them.

Farmer Richard Parish, who owns the longhorn cattle in Skipwith, said he could hardly believe it when police telephoned him, but thought anyone who wanted to engage in an unnatural act with one of his cows would have serious difficulty. He said that if the animals know a person is there, but cannot see them, they will move until the person is in their eye line.

But he added: "If we get a bovine-cross-human it might be the making of me."

Sgt Mike Pickersgill, of Selby Police, confirmed that a man had been seen with an animal last month and that it was not the first time.

Sgt Pickersgill said the man has been seen by members of the public engaged in activity with animals at least twice. He has been challenged by members of the public and he has quickly ridden off on his bike.

He added that police have spoken to a man in his 20s from the local area about the incident and that someone found to have had sex with animals could be charged with bestiality.

Under UK law the maximum sentence for someone found guilty of bestiality is two years imprisonment.


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plastic terry, heworth 4th ave says...
11:24am Sat 7 Jul 07

Is skipwith near malton where tricky ricky is,

Cynic, York says...
11:54am Sat 7 Jul 07

plastic terry wrote:
Is skipwith near malton where tricky ricky is,
No - it's near Selby...

GDave, York says...
12:23pm Sat 7 Jul 07

This isn't exactly news, funny though.
One of my mates sent me the link yesterday and check out the goat stuff!
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Gardener, York says...
12:25pm Sat 7 Jul 07

How is this news? It's just a normal day in a rural area? Everyone in Skipwith knows it's the village idiot!

John M, says...
1:54pm Sat 7 Jul 07

About 30 years ago I worked with a retired police inspector who used to enjoy telling stories about a vagrant and the animals he slept with.

yo30 DAN, clifton says...
3:42pm Sat 7 Jul 07

possibly the best story i have ever read.

surely to respect the privacy of the abused cow, they should've blacked his eyes out?

tricky ricky, malton says...
3:48pm Sat 7 Jul 07

it wasn't me. She's not my type.
Now have you seen those lovlies by the highwayman cafe

Bemused, says...
4:20pm Sat 7 Jul 07

surely to respect the privacy of the abused cow, they should've blacked his eyes out?

HIS?

Now that is disgusting!

hard working dad of 2, my own house-york says...
5:31pm Sat 7 Jul 07

look at the cows face,its looking at those wellies and thinking woopee round 2.If youve ever seen the females that parade around selby of a night-time you would know why he was into the cow!

nimrod, Acomb says...
6:20pm Sat 7 Jul 07

But he added: "If we get a bovine-cross-human it might be the making of me." Wonder if that might be a man with horns? Anyway, why has the cow in the picture only got 3 legs?

Allsorts, York says...
7:09pm Sat 7 Jul 07

nimrod wrote:
But he added: "If we get a bovine-cross-human it might be the making of me." Wonder if that might be a man with horns? Anyway, why has the cow in the picture only got 3 legs?
Lol oh yeah!
The cows eyeing up the farmers butt and the farmer seems to be putting his fingers to the cows nose...? Hmmm looks a bit suspicious! Lol!

Littlepoo, Washington, DC (ex pat) says...
11:04pm Sat 7 Jul 07

Maybe I'm too naive for this, but wouldn't he have needed a stool to stand on?

Phantom, York says...
11:06pm Sat 7 Jul 07

Littlepoo wrote:
Maybe I'm too naive for this, but wouldn't he have needed a stool to stand on?
He could have stood on the one he must have waited for the cow to excrete before penetrating it!

TG, says...
11:18pm Sat 7 Jul 07

It must say something about the declining standard of drunk totty on Micklegate if blokes are resorting to this.......

Mister Sheen, Right round the house says...
10:25am Sun 8 Jul 07

Talk about cowtus interruptus!

bjc, York says...
8:54pm Sun 8 Jul 07

I can understand the need for a picture of the farmer and his cow-just- but is there really a need for the pile of sh**e too? Oops ,better re-phrase that in case I get censored..(again)... the heap of bovine excretus ploppus in the forefront of the picture? It's put me off my tea..

bjc, York says...
9:20pm Sun 8 Jul 07

Littlepoo wrote:
Maybe I'm too naive for this, but wouldn't he have needed a stool to stand on?
Wouldn't have had to look very far for the 'stool'-there's a whopper right in front!

Yer what?, says...
2:48am Mon 9 Jul 07

Bovine **** - great brand.

Yer what?, says...
2:49am Mon 9 Jul 07

P£rn

Becker, UK says...
9:12am Mon 9 Jul 07

These comments are a load of BULLOCKS

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