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10:45am Wednesday 3rd October 2007

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A DRINKER claimed he was dubbed a "dirty southerner" for asking for a pint of beer without a head.

Ian Sangster, 58, said the incident happened when he went to the Last Drop Inn, in Colliergate, York, for a drink with two of his friends after they had been taking part in a local fundraising event.

Mr Sangster, who moved to the city last year from Tonbridge, in Kent, to be closer to his family, said his friend went to the bar to buy a round of drinks, and he asked for a pint of Stonewall beer.

He said when his friend was ordering the drink, he asked for the "sparkler" - which gives the beer a thick, creamy head - to be removed from the beer tap before the pint was poured.

Mr Sangster said the barmaid who was serving his friend then asked another barmaid: Why would you want the sparkler removed?' to which she responded It'll be for one of those dirty southerners'.

Mr Sangster, of Bishopthorpe, York, said: "I said excuse me, you want to be careful what you say because I'm in ear shot'. I told her that I lived here and that, for my sins, I supported York City. I just thought it was incredibly rude - she could have said it out of ear shot and I wouldn't have known. She probably thought I wasn't there when she said it."

He wrote a letter of complaint to York Brewery, which owns the pub, and received a letter of apology.

In the letter, brewery managing director Tony Thomson said: "I was absolutely appalled to read your recent letter. Firstly may I apologise for the rudeness of one of our staff. I have spoken to the manager, who also passes on his own apologies, and he will be retraining all staff in the area of customer service.

"Special attention will be given to the member of staff who made the offensive comment and she will be warned as to her future conduct in this regard."

Mr Thomson said in his letter that it was the first time he had had to write to a customer of the brewery's establishment apologising for staff being rude.

He said he would take action to prevent it happening again.

Mr Sangster, who said he had not had any similar incidents anywhere else in York, said the episode had not put him off returning to the pub - because the beer was good.

He said that, aside from what happened in the Last Drop Inn, he had received a "fantastic welcome" from the people of York since he moved to the city last June and had joined a social club in Bishopthorpe.

Mr Sangster said he preferred not to drink beer that had flowed through a sparkler because he did not like the look of the drink.


What is a sparkler?

A sparkler can be attached to the nozzle of a beer engine, and acts rather like a shower-head.

When beer is poured through it, the liquid becomes frothy and gets a head. Some carbon dioxide is stored in the head, resulting in a softer, sweeter flavour.

But some drinkers say sparklers damage the beer's flavour and aroma, and many breweries state whether or not a sparkler is preferred when serving.

Very generally, breweries in the North of England serve beers with a sparkler attached, and breweries in the South serve them without - but that varies from company to company.


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Rust_Never_Sleeps, says...
10:49am Wed 3 Oct 07

And the point of this story is?...

Bemused, says...
10:55am Wed 3 Oct 07

Someone wanting their 15 minutes of fame!

Rust_Never_Sleeps, says...
10:56am Wed 3 Oct 07

But why print it? It is not in the public interest in any way, shape or form!

Pete14775, Selby says...
10:57am Wed 3 Oct 07

"He prefered the look" and flat beer instead of a decent pint????????

Tich, Up North says...
10:59am Wed 3 Oct 07

Yawn

akuma, York says...
11:01am Wed 3 Oct 07

"dirty southerner"
genius!

It's strange the way drinking habits change the further you go down the country.

I must admit in my experience our southern neighbours drink tamer drinks than us northerners.

We'll have a bitter or a Stella, they'll have a Stella shandy, with lime, with a cherry and an umbrella in :-(

X, At Work says...
11:02am Wed 3 Oct 07

The reporter will have got at least one free pint....

I know it was a little insesitive to call him dirty but he is a southerner.

back to the drinking point Some of the pubs I have been in down south, it doesnt matter if you have the sparkler on or not the beers still cr*p. but then us northern folk are spoilt having the best beer in the country.

I say this girl should promote Yorkshire Day.

Wor Ruggie, Hirst Courtney says...
11:11am Wed 3 Oct 07

Thats what you get for letting southerners in!

ggnore, my house says...
11:14am Wed 3 Oct 07

lol @ southern tw@t not being able to take a joke

ohsotired, york says...
11:15am Wed 3 Oct 07

Rust_Never_Sleeps wrote:
And the point of this story is?...
Always make sure the dirty southerner is out of earshot before you call him a dirty southerner!

thin libby, york says...
11:16am Wed 3 Oct 07

not only a dirty southerner but one without a sense of humour.what a moron.hope it was worth appearing in the press to look a total fool.

Noddy1, York says...
11:17am Wed 3 Oct 07

We'll have a bitter or a Stella, they'll have a Stella shandy, with lime, with a cherry and an umbrella in :-(


So you say southern softys instead.....ha ha

TG, says...
11:19am Wed 3 Oct 07

A bit blown out of proportion. I happen to like beer with or without a sparkler (or any other firework for that matter). One should expect the regional differences in how beer is served, but also should be able to ask for their preference without any kind of snide comments.

bjb, York says...
11:22am Wed 3 Oct 07

I was called 'a tight northerner' in London once. If I had complained to the local press I wonder how many column inches they would have devoted to it.

TG, says...
11:25am Wed 3 Oct 07

Have to add though that this is hardly worth any column inches. The guy got a letter of apology from the brewery so that should have been the end of it.

whiterose, Thirsk says...
11:29am Wed 3 Oct 07

Why have the press ran this story?

akuma, York says...
11:31am Wed 3 Oct 07

He'll probably try and sue for emotional damages, southern fairy! Go home!

SilverSurfer, Surfing says...
11:31am Wed 3 Oct 07

I drink in the Drop regularly and I know that at least one regular drinker asks for the sparkler to be removed - without problem! I've been drinking in there for at least 6 years and have never heard any of the staff be anything but courteous!

akuma, York says...
11:32am Wed 3 Oct 07

whiterose wrote:
Why have the press ran this story?
I recon it was run to give us something to do rather than actually be news.

Voice of reason, York says...
11:33am Wed 3 Oct 07

Indeed. Another non-story. People go to the Press with the most ridiculous time wasting "issues".
Anyway, he's a southerner so he deserves everything he gets, especially in the atmosphere-free "Don't drop Inn".

Not Jimbob, Not York says...
11:34am Wed 3 Oct 07

southern ponce.

akuma, York says...
11:35am Wed 3 Oct 07

I bet the press guys sit in the office taking bets on which one of us regular posters will come up with the most insulting comment!

tricky ricky, malton says...
11:35am Wed 3 Oct 07

oh my god...slow news day?

Southern wassak!

Rust_Never_Sleeps, says...
11:37am Wed 3 Oct 07

The Last Drop Inn is an awful pub anyway. The guy had a lucky break. He won't go in anymore!

Notjimbhobs_mate, York says...
11:39am Wed 3 Oct 07

happen to know this is a load of garbage, he got miffed cos all his mates laughed at him and took the mick.

Noddy1, York says...
11:41am Wed 3 Oct 07

How long before they pull the comments on this story.

Sparkler or no sparkler, love marmite or hate it. It's only a choise thing.

Still the poor man didn't have to be insulted in that way.

I can think of far worse

Notjimbhobs_mate, York says...
11:42am Wed 3 Oct 07

and for the record if your in a real ale pub and ask for the sparkler to be taken off to flatten your beer you deserve everything you get in my humble opinion.

Not Jimbob, Not York says...
11:48am Wed 3 Oct 07

I don't have any mates.

Notjimbhobs_mate, York says...
11:49am Wed 3 Oct 07

your right, more like casual aquaintances over the years

bjb, York says...
11:51am Wed 3 Oct 07

Niether do most of us that post comment here. That's why we do.

Dallwan, York says...
11:52am Wed 3 Oct 07

This is one of the reasons why I don't buy "THE PRESS" anymore.

Notjimbhobs_mate, York says...
11:54am Wed 3 Oct 07

I only get the press on a Wednesday now, and to be fair the post is better for jobs midweek. How is this really news, most of us working in York on a night time can tell you far more interesting stories that happened that would never get reported

akuma, York says...
11:55am Wed 3 Oct 07

You don't have to be friendless to post, I have loads.

But all the best arguements happen here, and it helps pass the day.

mh, york says...
11:55am Wed 3 Oct 07

Some facts are needed here.

Kentish beer is superior to Yorkshire beer. Kent is hop growing country and has a historic tradition in making quality beer.

'Real Ales' do not require injections of CO2 to 'enhance' them. People who think this is the case are misguided

The whole article highlights what a dreary provincial paper the 'Press' is

Notjimbhobs_mate, York says...
11:56am Wed 3 Oct 07

Friend of mine has just sent me a picture of the article in the press and it's 3/4 of a page with the caption HEAD STRONG - Oscar Wilde must be turning in his grave!

akuma, York says...
11:57am Wed 3 Oct 07

mh wrote:
Some facts are needed here. Kentish beer is superior to Yorkshire beer. Kent is hop growing country and has a historic tradition in making quality beer. 'Real Ales' do not require injections of CO2 to 'enhance' them. People who think this is the case are misguided The whole article highlights what a dreary provincial paper the 'Press' is
get stuffed!

Notjimbhobs_mate, York says...
12:00pm Wed 3 Oct 07

It is all down to personal taste I do agree but if someone asks me to serve them a flat pint I politely acquiese but despise there lack of imagination and taste. And on the flipside if there obnoxious and idiotic i flatline their pint, as many may agree with me here, don't annoy your bar staff!

cjt, York says...
12:02pm Wed 3 Oct 07

southerners. you've got to love 'em. They come up here taking our jobs and council houses and then have the nerve to want their beer warm and flat. Another jellied eel anyone?

John M, says...
12:04pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Ian wanted the last drop from "The Last Drop".

Not Jimbob, Not York says...
12:05pm Wed 3 Oct 07

The more I look at the picture of Ian Sangster, the more he appears to resemble a Nick Park created tortoise.

mh, york says...
12:10pm Wed 3 Oct 07

akuma wrote:
mh wrote: Some facts are needed here. Kentish beer is superior to Yorkshire beer. Kent is hop growing country and has a historic tradition in making quality beer. 'Real Ales' do not require injections of CO2 to 'enhance' them. People who think this is the case are misguided The whole article highlights what a dreary provincial paper the 'Press' is
get stuffed!
Oh dear.

Why is it that so many people knock the south east. We should be grateful and envious.

Facts

The SE props up the economy throughout the UK

The SE has better beer

The SE has better public transport

The SE has better food

People in the SE have better manners and are generally cleverer

The SE has better weather

Not Jimbob, Not York says...
12:14pm Wed 3 Oct 07

People in the SE have better manners and are generally cleverer


A HA HA HA HA HA.

So you're not from the SE then?!

More intelligent you idiot!

Notjimbhobs_mate, York says...
12:16pm Wed 3 Oct 07

You dont have better beer mate you just have very poor tastebuds. Try something from Castle Rock in Nottingham or Burton Bridge in Staffordshire, maybe even York Ghost ale, CHAMPION BEER of britain 2 years running..possibly

mh, york says...
12:19pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Not Jimbob wrote:
People in the SE have better manners and are generally cleverer
A HA HA HA HA HA. So you're not from the SE then?! More intelligent you idiot!
I take it that you agree with my other points then?

cjt, York says...
12:20pm Wed 3 Oct 07

mh wrote:
akuma wrote:
mh wrote: Some facts are needed here. Kentish beer is superior to Yorkshire beer. Kent is hop growing country and has a historic tradition in making quality beer. 'Real Ales' do not require injections of CO2 to 'enhance' them. People who think this is the case are misguided The whole article highlights what a dreary provincial paper the 'Press' is
get stuffed!
Oh dear. Why is it that so many people knock the south east. We should be grateful and envious. Facts The SE props up the economy throughout the UK The SE has better beer The SE has better public transport The SE has better food People in the SE have better manners and are generally cleverer The SE has better weather
....and the most people related to the Krays.

...the most scum bags willing to "stab you up and ting" for you cup of coffee.

and the greatest number of people fleeing the stinking cess pit boil on the aris of the country that we call our capital for the joys of life in gods own county. Y.R.A. rules!


Not Jimbob, Not York says...
12:24pm Wed 3 Oct 07

No mate, I don't.

You might be right about the weather.

Anyway, if it's so great, mh, YORK, why don't you DO ONE back down there!

Manwithaview, York says...
12:25pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Bar maid got it spot on - dirty southerners!!!

root-two, York says...
12:27pm Wed 3 Oct 07

If he's drinking Stonewall, he's obviously had his tastebuds surgically removed.

I've yet to find a York Brewery beer which doesn't taste like soluble aspirin, sparkler or no sparkler (me? I'm not bothered as long as I get a full pint)

root-two, York says...
12:27pm Wed 3 Oct 07

If he's drinking Stonewall, he's obviously had his tastebuds surgically removed.

I've yet to find a York Brewery beer which doesn't taste like soluble aspirin, sparkler or no sparkler (me? I'm not bothered as long as I get a full pint)

root-two, York says...
12:27pm Wed 3 Oct 07

If he's drinking Stonewall, he's obviously had his tastebuds surgically removed.

I've yet to find a York Brewery beer which doesn't taste like soluble aspirin, sparkler or no sparkler (me? I'm not bothered as long as I get a full pint)

root-two, York says...
12:27pm Wed 3 Oct 07

If he's drinking Stonewall, he's obviously had his tastebuds surgically removed.

I've yet to find a York Brewery beer which doesn't taste like soluble aspirin, sparkler or no sparkler (me? I'm not bothered as long as I get a full pint)

Not Jimbob, Not York says...
12:31pm Wed 3 Oct 07

oooh, go on Rich. AVE HIM!

Hieronymous, York says...
12:36pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Slightly off the point, but when I moved to York from the South East in 1972,envious contemporaries in my then home town said how I lucky I was, because a "Yorkshire Gill", being twice the size of the standard variety, would ensure spirit measures at half the price! This does not appear to be the case. Was it ever?

sep, york says...
12:40pm Wed 3 Oct 07

soluble aspirin is actually added to York brewery beer to combat the high levels of heart disease and strokes in the north..... southerners don't have this problem as their diets mainly consist of 'mince'.

rubiroo, not york says...
12:42pm Wed 3 Oct 07

so it's ok to refer to someone as a dirty southerner is it? I bet if the barmaid referred to someone as a dirty Asian or dirty Eastern European or had a go at someone for their nationality she would rightly have been sacked, but apparently slagging people off for coming from a different region and tarring all southerners with the same brush is all right. And having Worked in bars up north and down south, the drinking habits of people from both parts of the country are about the same and not once have I known a southerner to order a Stella with a lime, cherry and umbrella. Suggest jingoistic idiots on this forum get their facts right. I'm off for a pina colada with my sundried dried tomato roulade for lunch. ciao.

Voice of reason, York says...
12:48pm Wed 3 Oct 07

mh - If the south east is soooo flamin' good, why don't you bog off back down there!?

Notjimbhobs_mate, York says...
12:50pm Wed 3 Oct 07

I dont care what people drink as long as you drink it properly. It is all down to personal tate, and if you don't like one of York breweries beers, then don't drink it, try something else. Simple as. The point I feel here is why waste arguably the best part of your beer by flat-lining it? Would you order guiness topped up with no head? I think not. Show some intelligence and appreciate something as a whole not just the extra 5% of percieved content you think you are getting!

Notjimbhobs_mate, York says...
12:59pm Wed 3 Oct 07

did my last post appear? i thnk something is going on with my pc?

Peter, york says...
12:59pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Quote

Oh dear.

Why is it that so many people knock the south east. We should be grateful and envious.

Facts

The SE props up the economy throughout the UK

The SE has better beer

The SE has better public transport

The SE has better food

People in the SE have better manners and are generally cleverer

The SE has better weather

Unquote

Typical arrogeant supercillious Southerner who things the wiorld ends at Watford Gap


Peenjay, Fromere says...
1:03pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Back to the story...
Wot a Plonker?
ORF WIF 'IS 'EAD...
Truly.......when you're thirsty....a BEER is what you want...Don't get tooo
"Precious"...Drink it and GET A LIFE....and
Stop p!ss!ng about!!!

root-two, York says...
1:16pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Typical arrogeant supercillious Southerner who things the wiorld ends at Watford Gap


He might have a point about the beer though - Shepherd Neame "Spitfire" anyone?

Peenjay, Fromere says...
1:18pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Re. my previous.....
If Mr. Sangster...WAS really "upset", He could have refused the beers after they'd been pulled...
and walked out of the pub and gone to the next on....which isn't all that far away!....It looks as tho' someone is looking for some compensation (oops)

Notjimbhobs_mate, York says...
1:18pm Wed 3 Oct 07

possibly the exception to the rule root?

akuma, York says...
1:18pm Wed 3 Oct 07

not once have I known a southerner to order a Stella with a lime, cherry and umbrella.


Ok that was an extreme example, but the other night a southern fairy did try to buy a "double tall, skinny latte" bearing in mind it was 10.30pm in a drinkers pub, what does that say?

Sourthern Marys!

I'm sure Kent sounds like another word I know??? Maybe they have something in common :)

Notjimbhobs_mate, York says...
1:21pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Akuma - remember what you said yesterday about beermats being ripped up as the most annoying thing? Well asking for coffee in a pub is the second!


Wor Ruggie, Hirst Courtney says...
1:22pm Wed 3 Oct 07

This just shows that northerners have a sense of humour and can take a bit of banter.
Look at picture of said dirty southerner, look at where he's from & look at where he lives i.e. Bishopthorpe - I'll say no more......

SilverSurfer, Surfing says...
1:22pm Wed 3 Oct 07

I've just spoken to the barmaid in question! She was actually speaking to her colleague, behind the bar, who is a Southerner! This guy, as has been pointed out, is just another whinger that wants his 15 minutes of fame!

root-two, York says...
1:25pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Ok that was an extreme example, but the other night a southern fairy did try to buy a "double tall, skinny latte" bearing in mind it was 10.30pm in a drinkers pub, what does that say?


That he fancied a coffee? Not as heinous as going into a curry house and asking for steak and chips though.

root-two, York says...
1:25pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Ok that was an extreme example, but the other night a southern fairy did try to buy a "double tall, skinny latte" bearing in mind it was 10.30pm in a drinkers pub, what does that say?


That he fancied a coffee? Not as heinous as going into a curry house and asking for steak and chips though.

root-two, York says...
1:25pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Ok that was an extreme example, but the other night a southern fairy did try to buy a "double tall, skinny latte" bearing in mind it was 10.30pm in a drinkers pub, what does that say?


That he fancied a coffee? Not as heinous as going into a curry house and asking for steak and chips though.

root-two, York says...
1:25pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Ok that was an extreme example, but the other night a southern fairy did try to buy a "double tall, skinny latte" bearing in mind it was 10.30pm in a drinkers pub, what does that say?


That he fancied a coffee? Not as heinous as going into a curry house and asking for steak and chips though.

akuma, York says...
1:27pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Bishopthorpe - I'll say no more......


Mother in Law lives in Bishipthorpe so we have to be nice.

The only exception being the ill fated bishipthorpe 5, we can be nasty about them.

Envelopes are brown, @ CYC says...
1:31pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Miserable southern b*stard should go back home.

should be working, york says...
1:35pm Wed 3 Oct 07

if you cant stick a flake in it its not worth it !!

Notjimbhobs_mate, York says...
1:37pm Wed 3 Oct 07

now now, that's the wrong attitude to take envelopes, we should welcome these poor lost foreigners into our city and re-educate them! Improve their meaningless lives in whatever small way we can, for example, no no sir/madam... the minster is up top of mickelgate, not directly infront of you on stonegate! etc etc. poor confused people

akuma, York says...
1:39pm Wed 3 Oct 07

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should be working, york says...
1:41pm Wed 3 Oct 07

i had really bad service in another york brewery pub the other night i might write a letter in it was in the terrier

Rust_Never_Sleeps, says...
1:48pm Wed 3 Oct 07

I've just worked something out!

The more crass and irrelevant the story is then the more comments are made.

Interesting stories go largely ignored.

I think this says more about the readers than it does the journalists.

Notjimbhobs_mate, York says...
1:53pm Wed 3 Oct 07

that's cos the interesting one's are by and large to important to ridicule relentlessley to get through the working day.

read-all-about-it, Haxby says...
1:53pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Rust_Never_Sleeps wrote:
I've just worked something out! The more crass and irrelevant the story is then the more comments are made. Interesting stories go largely ignored. I think this says more about the readers than it does the journalists.
Absolutely right RUST - 80 postings in 3 hours for a complete non-story?

Ingenious of the Press to wind everybody up!

Including me!

mh, york says...
2:01pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Voice of reason wrote:
mh - If the south east is soooo flamin' good, why don't you bog off back down there!?
Because you lot are more subservient and cheaper to employ!

bjb, York says...
2:02pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Sad but true Rust.

akuma, York says...
2:02pm Wed 3 Oct 07

I think someone has hi-jacked Rust's ID.

He seems very soft lately, therefore I recon someone has simply called them self rust and is posting away.

should be working, york says...
2:04pm Wed 3 Oct 07

should be working wrote:
i had really bad service in another york brewery pub the other night i might write a letter in it was in the terrier
when i say bad service i mean i got a head on my pint ;)

bjb, York says...
2:07pm Wed 3 Oct 07

I reckon we are going to crack the 100 comments on this notorious pint of beer story.

Markyo, York says...
2:08pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Don't see the problem myself, no head = more beer.

akuma, York says...
2:09pm Wed 3 Oct 07

take into account we have about 10 multiple posts

Markyo, York says...
2:09pm Wed 3 Oct 07

What's the record ?

Not Jimbob, Not York says...
2:09pm Wed 3 Oct 07

87

Notjimbhobs_mate, York says...
2:09pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Markyo - clearly a larger drinker.

Not Jimbob, Not York says...
2:10pm Wed 3 Oct 07

91?

Markyo, York says...
2:11pm Wed 3 Oct 07

No I prefer real ale in an over sized glass, as it happens

Notjimbhobs_mate, York says...
2:11pm Wed 3 Oct 07

at least he got a flat pint of a decent beer though, could have been in Yates!

akuma, York says...
2:11pm Wed 3 Oct 07

I saw one with 105 posts, it was the cat killed in a snare story about a month ago.

Most of them were me and rust trading insults :)

Not Jimbob, Not York says...
2:17pm Wed 3 Oct 07

I've seen one with over 170. I took quite a verbal battering in that one.

SilverSurfer, Surfing says...
2:17pm Wed 3 Oct 07

I think someone has hi-jacked Rust's ID.
I was thinking the same akuma! By the way did you get many visitors at work last night?? Anybody turn up to spank you?

Markyo, York says...
2:17pm Wed 3 Oct 07

To add a rather boring but factual note, a brewer will often have a dispense method in mind for the beer and will refine the recipie accordingly. In this case the beer was a Yok Brewery beer in one of its outlets, I would have trusted the pub to know how best to serve its own beer, but if the customer wants it with no head then that's up to him. It's his money and his pint.

Markyo, York says...
2:18pm Wed 3 Oct 07

"Yok Brewery" whoops !

Not Jimbob, Not York says...
2:19pm Wed 3 Oct 07

99.........

bjb, York says...
2:21pm Wed 3 Oct 07

100

akuma, York says...
2:21pm Wed 3 Oct 07

SilverSurfer wrote:
I think someone has hi-jacked Rust's ID.
I was thinking the same akuma! By the way did you get many visitors at work last night?? Anybody turn up to spank you?
No-one identified themselves or left any hints so I recon not, but they could have been spying from a distance.

I even changed my name badge to Akuma for the evening, just in case, but the only thing that happened was it caused some amount of confusion for the regulars.

Notjimbhobs_mate, York says...
2:22pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Markyo - absolutely but your missing the point which we should at this point perhaps re-visit. It was a throw away comment between two members of staff, not to the customer, who has made a spectacle of himself for his pathetic and childish behaviour, you would think at his age he would recognise a bit of pub banter and let it go, possibly even join in as many normal people do, I suspect he is a bit of a Victor Meldrew in life and this is ad pointed out by others earlier, his 15 minutes of fame. Shame it's a snippy, pathetic, self indulgent one.

Not Jimbob, Not York says...
2:26pm Wed 3 Oct 07

I'm off for a poo.

sep, york says...
2:27pm Wed 3 Oct 07

I'm off for a poo.

And there it is.....the debate has turned to toilet humour!!

jim, york says...
2:29pm Wed 3 Oct 07

personally i would drink beer from a glass, can, sweaty sock, whatever as long as i'm drinking beer. barstaff, fellow drinkers, passing toursists can call me what they want and i guarantee i won't ask the press to put my picture in the paper

akuma, York says...
2:29pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Not Jimbob wrote:
I'm off for a poo.
I have program called "the poo timer"

You simply put in your annual salary and press the go button.

When you get back you press stop and it calculates how much company time and money your poo has cost :)

Notjimbhobs_mate, York says...
2:32pm Wed 3 Oct 07

akuma wrote:
Not Jimbob wrote: I'm off for a poo.
I have program called "the poo timer" You simply put in your annual salary and press the go button. When you get back you press stop and it calculates how much company time and money your poo has cost :)
possibly the greatest two posts ever!

read-all-about-it, Haxby says...
2:34pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Notjimbhobs_mate wrote:
akuma wrote:
Not Jimbob wrote: I'm off for a poo.
I have program called "the poo timer" You simply put in your annual salary and press the go button. When you get back you press stop and it calculates how much company time and money your poo has cost :)
possibly the greatest two posts ever!
No question!

akuma, York says...
2:36pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Notjimbhobs_mate wrote:
akuma wrote:
Not Jimbob wrote: I'm off for a poo.
I have program called "the poo timer" You simply put in your annual salary and press the go button. When you get back you press stop and it calculates how much company time and money your poo has cost :)
possibly the greatest two posts ever!
If anyone wants a copy its in an excel spreadsheet format.

e-mail me at dachande07@aol.com and I'll send it on.

Also I'm not stupid enough to leave the MS meta data on it so you can't find out who I am that way.

Not Jimbob, Not York says...
2:36pm Wed 3 Oct 07

I have that! Didn't use it just now though.

SilverSurfer, Surfing says...
2:37pm Wed 3 Oct 07

I have program called "the poo timer"
I'm gonna write one now! Good work akuma!

Not Jimbob, Not York says...
2:39pm Wed 3 Oct 07

And there it is.....the debate has turned to toilet humour!!


Humour? It was quite enjoyable but I wouldn't go as far as to say humorous!

Notjimbhobs_mate, York says...
2:39pm Wed 3 Oct 07

notjimbob - send me that please! in fact I'm quite shocked and offended you haven't already!

akuma, York says...
2:43pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Not Jimbob wrote:
I have that! Didn't use it just now though.
erm, I designed and wrote it? Do you know me without actually knowing me on here?

Not Jimbob, Not York says...
2:48pm Wed 3 Oct 07

There's one called salary timer, which includes a poo timer.

Sorry Notjimbobs_mate but I think I deleted it.

I used to have one that was an .exe that was just called poo timer. It worked just like you said too. It was then upgraded to include fag and coffee breaks. I bet if you put poo timer in google you can download it.

Not Jimbob, Not York says...
2:49pm Wed 3 Oct 07

http://www.mrceri.co
.uk/software/salaryt
imer/

SilverSurfer, Surfing says...
2:50pm Wed 3 Oct 07

I bet if you put poo timer in google you can download it.
Right you are too Not Jimbob!

WTF, says...
2:51pm Wed 3 Oct 07

I'm afraid to say this seems to reflect general attitudes in york. I was born and bred in tad, now live in york. brought some mates up from wiltshire and was gobsmacked at the abuse they sufferd. I appreciate banter so do my southern mates but half of it was just nasty. i was welcomed down there i felt ashamed to be yorkshire when my fellow countymen couldnt do the same. one of them asked me 'isnt yorkshire supposed to be the friendlest place on earth?'. oops!

akuma, York says...
2:52pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Well bugger me.

I spend ages writing mine in VBA, dam it!

akuma, York says...
2:54pm Wed 3 Oct 07

The beer story has run its course now.

Who can go for the most expensive poo is the new challenge, no cheating either!

Not Jimbob, Not York says...
2:56pm Wed 3 Oct 07

I'm off for a smoke now. Might make a coffee while I'm up that end of the office.

SilverSurfer, Surfing says...
2:57pm Wed 3 Oct 07

I'm afraid to say this seems to reflect general attitudes in york
What a lot of rot! There are good and bad in all walks of life - you were perhaps a bit unlucky! Furthermore, how do you know the people giving the abuse were not from Leeds or Malton or Scarborough?? York is one of the main places people come to for so-called stag nights!

read-all-about-it, Haxby says...
2:59pm Wed 3 Oct 07

akuma wrote:
Well bugger me. I spend ages writing mine in VBA, dam it!
Is that a serious invitation Akuma?

No thanks.

Sorry mate, I'll never go near the leg ends again!

Notjimbhobs_mate, York says...
3:01pm Wed 3 Oct 07

WTF - have to say I agree with you in some respects. Depending on where you go it can be quite horrendous in town and although I personally dont have any issues with where anybody comes from I do tend to use the phrase 'Bloody Tourists' more often than is probably necessary. It's a fact though that the bottom end of town (mickelgate etc) is now just a no go zone for a lot of decent residents on an evening because it's full of idiot tourists, stags/hens/chavs and the staff behind these bars are so beaten down from serving them night after night after night they no longer give a **** and are just as horrible back to their customers.

akuma, York says...
3:08pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Sorry mate, I'll never go near the leg ends again!


Your own personal choice mate, and who am I to argue with that.

Not Jimbob, Not York says...
3:08pm Wed 3 Oct 07

£1.31, I think that makes smoking a profitable hobby for me.

I also have a mouse meter which I can start in the morning and it tells me how many cm I've pushed it over the day.

akuma, York says...
3:10pm Wed 3 Oct 07

I have a decent key strokes program.

As well as naughty uses it can be used to measure how many key strokes I done in a day.

Noddy1, York says...
3:14pm Wed 3 Oct 07

SilverSurfer wrote:
I think someone has hi-jacked Rust's ID.
I was thinking the same akuma! By the way did you get many visitors at work last night?? Anybody turn up to spank you?
I was going to visit and order a coffee as I would be driving but i had to wash my hair... sorry Akuma, maybe another day

akuma, York says...
3:16pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Noddy1 wrote:
SilverSurfer wrote:
I think someone has hi-jacked Rust's ID.
I was thinking the same akuma! By the way did you get many visitors at work last night?? Anybody turn up to spank you?
I was going to visit and order a coffee as I would be driving but i had to wash my hair... sorry Akuma, maybe another day
And would you like your coffee with cream, milk or jizz in it, LOL!

read-all-about-it, Haxby says...
3:18pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Well I reckon the censors at the Press will be having a right old laugh at this string now.

I guess it won't be long before they cut it.

Notjimbhobs_mate, York says...
3:19pm Wed 3 Oct 07

ah a linguistic vasectomy to go with the coffee perhaps?

Noddy1, York says...
3:20pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Not Partial to jizz but an IRISH COFFEE would be very nice. LMAO

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3:25pm Wed 3 Oct 07

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Noddy1, York says...
3:42pm Wed 3 Oct 07

We do not actively moderate, monitor or edit contributions to the community forums


We just wet ourselfs reading this and wish we could print these comments but don't have the balls.

Peenjay, Fromere says...
3:48pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Noddy1 wrote:
Not Partial to jizz but an IRISH COFFEE would be very nice. LMAO
Does that make it "FROFFEE COFFEE"?

Not Jimbob, Not York says...
3:53pm Wed 3 Oct 07

So that's everyone f*ck off 'ee then.

akuma, York says...
3:55pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Right people,

I'm done for the day.

I have to go and pick my snake up from the vets as he's been poorly and then I'm being dragged to the cinema to watch the new halloween movie.

I'll have a look tomorrow how many posts this story finally got.

Have fun :)

read-all-about-it, Haxby says...
4:00pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Have a nice one Akuma.

Meep, York says...
4:00pm Wed 3 Oct 07

The barmaidwas probably trying to have a laugh with the alledgedly "miserable dirty southerner"
York brewery shold have replied with "get a sense of humour"

Noddy1, York says...
4:01pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Not Jimbob wrote:
So that's everyone f*ck off 'ee then.
Yeah.....southern git

ouserower, york says...
4:02pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Tell me does the 'dirty' relate to his sexuality or to him not washing?

skippy, The South says...
4:18pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Pete14775 wrote:
"He prefered the look" and flat beer instead of a decent pint????????
Ahh the common mistake, the CO2 forced into the head has been taken from the liquid in the rest of the glass, hence the beer in the glass is actually flatter than it would be without the sparkler.



Sponge, York says...
4:39pm Wed 3 Oct 07

SilverSurfer wrote:
I'm afraid to say this seems to reflect general attitudes in york
What a lot of rot! There are good and bad in all walks of life - you were perhaps a bit unlucky! Furthermore, how do you know the people giving the abuse were not from Leeds or Malton or Scarborough?? York is one of the main places people come to for so-called stag nights!
I have to disagree & say it's true my husband is from London and we all give him stick but mostly me & the kids (all 3 of us are born & bred in York) how can you take someone seriously who can't say simple words like path, grass & bath correctly & batter is something we have with our fish not spread on toast need I go on!

yo30 DAN, clifton says...
5:16pm Wed 3 Oct 07

i am frequently called a 'tight miserable northerner' by my housemate. my response is usually that of 'i might be tight and miserable but at least i'm not a southerner'.
get a life you soft tart

WTF, says...
5:56pm Wed 3 Oct 07

What a lot of rot! There are good and bad in all walks of life - you were perhaps a bit unlucky! Furthermore, how do you know the people giving the abuse were not from Leeds or Malton or Scarborough??

I'm not talking about good and bad i'm talking about insulated. Its not the first time i've heard that kind of abuse in york either. problem is most people in york never leave the county, maybe even yorkshire, so there only idea of differnt people comes from the tourists that fill the city. i love york and my best friends are all here but I'm not going to say this place doesnt have more than its fair share of backwardness cos it clearly does. Ive took the same friends to scarborough, whitby, leeds and no kidding NOWHERE else did anyone say a word against southerners. neither did anyone mention my yorkshire accent when i visted london at easter apart from someone who went into great detail about their trip to the great yorkshire show. its embarassing.

momo99, devon says...
8:46pm Wed 3 Oct 07

well, these posts have made my day i have had such a good laugh reading them, thanks all !!!iam york born and bred and yorkshire folk are the best!! southern tosser!!

York City Blues, york says...
8:54pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Not Jimbob wrote:
The more I look at the picture of Ian Sangster, the more he appears to resemble a Nick Park created tortoise.
I thought he looked a little like Jim Rockford from the Rockford Files.

Captain Jack Sparrow, Strensall says...
9:10pm Wed 3 Oct 07

York City Blues wrote:
Not Jimbob wrote: The more I look at the picture of Ian Sangster, the more he appears to resemble a Nick Park created tortoise.
I thought he looked a little like Jim Rockford from the Rockford Files.
He looks like a man without a life seeking publicity shipmate.




29, york says...
9:32pm Wed 3 Oct 07

Hell's teeth. Slow or fast news day it's always the same. I think that you lot need to get out more. Regards, 29.

WTF, says...
9:59pm Wed 3 Oct 07

lol this thread is kind of proving my point. us yorkshire folk are a great bunch of people just dont expect us to be friendly if you come from more than 50 miles away!

Gardener, York says...
11:11pm Wed 3 Oct 07

The North's gonna rise again tonight!

SilverSurfer, Surfing says...
8:23am Thu 4 Oct 07

On a different point - wouldn't it be a good idea if the people running the website added a 'Back to index' link at the bottom of the page instead of us having to go back to the top! I know we can click the 'Back' button but I think this is another cause of multiple posts!

read-all-about-it, Haxby says...
10:08am Thu 4 Oct 07

SilverSurfer wrote:
On a different point - wouldn't it be a good idea if the people running the website added a 'Back to index' link at the bottom of the page instead of us having to go back to the top! I know we can click the 'Back' button but I think this is another cause of multiple posts!
Yes Silversurfer, especially on very long posts like this one!

akuma, York says...
10:15am Thu 4 Oct 07

press the "home" key, it has the effect your looking for.

SilverSurfer, Surfing says...
11:02am Thu 4 Oct 07

press the "home" key, it has the effect your looking for
I can live with that akuma - cheers!

Peenjay, Fromere says...
2:33pm Thu 4 Oct 07

When I started reading this again today....there were 155 postings..now there is 156

akuma, York says...
3:15pm Thu 4 Oct 07

157??? how'd that happen?

Baffled, London (Ex-Pat) says...
5:50pm Thu 4 Oct 07

Christ, if I had made a complaint (and gone to the press) every time someone down here had insulted my accent or ripped it out of Yorkshire since I moved about a month ago I'd NEVER leave my house (and no paper down here would print it I'm sure)... I find it hilarious though, all these funny talking people telling me I sound daft! People really should get a life!

I wonder if he realised he would be slated this much for making a formal complaint and going to the press... mint! Imagine how much York Brewery must have laughed when they opened that letter!

Dave McBridge, York says...
9:19pm Fri 1 Feb 08

I moved up to York from Essex last year, and of course have endured plenty of friendly digs about my accent, 'essex girls' and various other north/south jokes. And personally I love the banter that comes with being from a different part of the country. I worked in a bar back 'daaan sarf ov ingland' and plenty of customers asked for the sparkler to be removed or addded.

I can only imagine this gentleman needs to realise that regional banter is one of the few types of joke that's been spared from PC censorship. It's uniquely British and a good laugh.

Dave (Dirty Southerner and Essex Lad!)

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